"I'll kill me an elf tonight...and you know I'm not kidding."-Santa Claus, pissed that the elves are farting and using the table saw while Margaret is singing Click here to watch now!
Give the gift of Phil for a whole year! Or 6 months! Would you believe a month!? Phil really is the gift that keeps on giving.....The Backstage Pass, BSP. Today, tomorrow, always! Or go take advantage of all that cheap Chinese junk on Black Thursday!
