Doug Dannger kicked off the show to say that gay athletes should stay in the closet so they don't cause straight guys to go into slumps because they're worried that gay guys are lookin' at their butts. RC Collins then came on the show to give his pre-Sopranos report. Phil then took calls from listeners for the rest of the hour to talk tabout the Sopranos. Chris Norton started the final hour. He said that you should dress nice because then you can treat a date pretty much anyway you want. Like callin' her a bitch. Bud Dickman wrapped up the show with his Weekly Top 10.

Doug Dannger started the show to suggest taht Tina will win survivor tonight. Why? Beacuse his "gayity" sense tells him so. Chris Norton joined in the second hour to discuss the Tom Cruise gay rumors. Chris thinks that they were started by rejected ugly chicks. The same thing happens to him all the time... Phil then went on a rant about Montreal: the most photogenic city in America. Phil wrapped up the show by taking calls from the listeners.

Chris Norton kicked off the show with his "Blast of Love" bit. He wants to screw 168 women to commemorate the victims of the Oklahoma City bombing. Phil closed the first hour with a rant about kids imitating porno music, and Kevin Malone being fired by the Dodgers. Colleen Kristen Brewster joined the show in the second hour to give her "spotlight on China". She's selling seminars that teach about China. But she showly reveals that she knows nothing about China. Phil then explains the show using characters: Harvey, Lloyd, Margaret, and Ted. He tells about the National Zoo calling police about Lloyd's panda bit. Larry Grover wrapped up the show to discuss his recent breakup with his fiance. He had to do it because his mommy didn't like her. He wants the ring back, but will trade it if she sleeps with him one more time.

Phil took the 13th off for Good Friday. Hour one featured 2/28/01 hour 1, Jim Saddler and "Sandler's Ass Wraps". Hour two featured 3/13/01 hour 1, Raj vs Jeff Dowder debate. Hour three featured 3/01/01 hour 3, Chris Norton's "uncircumcised" bit.

Brad Riffkin, author of "Falling Out of Favor: The Patsy Ramsey Story", joined us in the first hour. He thinks Patsy killed Jon Benet to re-gain favor with her book club. The second hour featured Austin Amarca. He thinks that Tim McVeigh was just playing a practical joke. In Saudi Aradia they used to throw flaming camel dung bombs. This was something like that... Chris Norton started the third hour to discuss his "sessy" phone sales technique. He makes women feel at ease and relax by saying things like, "How ya doin?" "Are you married?" Phil then went into a rant about the chick artist who stole the Chris Norton "No Bush Day" idea, and has women mail pubic hair to her. Bob Bakian wrapped things up with reports of spontaneous celebrations that Rosie O Donnel is definitely ending her show in 2002.

Margaret Grey opened the show. She thinks that if Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have a baby it will ruin Brad's career. He might get so frustrated that he will throw the kid out of a car window. RC Collins started the second hour to give a Sopranos update. "I'm not as impressed as the rest of you." He thinks that the mob is nothing but a bunch of scumbags. Art Bell joined us in the second hour to tell the audience about a space fungus that is growing on his genitals. He also wanted to discuss a new Peenman product, which is for use in case the Earth's gravity stops. Phil closed the second hour with a rant about peeing in wet suits, his diet, and Weight Watchers. Chris Norton was on in the third hour to talk about green beer. Does it come out of women green? He wants to video tape women peeing into beakers and will do scientific tests to see the effects. Phil wrapped up the show with another rant. This time it was about experiments conducted by colleges.

The first hour started off with Art Griego, followed by a rant by Phil. The second hour featured Jeff Dowder. He was on to give his stance on the recent quake. Jeff thinks that God sent the Seattle quake because he is angry that Starbucks is taking over the land and "raping" and "molesting" the bean. Chris Norton joined us in the third hour to talk about circumcision. Chris is uncircumcised and has been with 979 women. He claims that they all prefer an uncut member. "I have them bathe me and keep hand wipes in my car." Mavis wrapped up the show with her segment, "Interestin Tidbits."

Colleen Kristen Brewster started the show to defend the guy accused of spying. She claims that he was just living a "really exciting life". Colleen claims to have carried some packages just for the thrill. Phil wrapped up the first hour with a rant about Temptation Island and befriending a gay couple in Cancun who fawned all over Maria. Vernon Dozier was on the show in the second hour to discuss Eminem. He says that Eminem's lyrics point out a normal adolescent boy's desire to rape his mother. The second hour was closed out by Chris Norton.  He claims that people watch Temptation Island because those people are beautiful heroes. Brad Riffkin was on the show in the third hour to discuss the dead man found in the wheel well of a jet. Brad thinks that he probably was treated badly by airline staff and was so disoriented that he ended up there.

Chris Norton started the show saying that he accidentally spread the Anna Kornikova virus because he thinks that she's stalking him. The second hour was kicked off by Collen Kristen Brewster. She discussed the "V-Day package for him" which all women will love. It starts off with a limo to Marshalls with a $25 gift card. Then on to an XFL game followed by TGI Fridays. All for the low, low price of $1,295. Ted Bell closed the second hour by telling Phil that he had recently filed for divorce with his wife. The kicker? He sent her notification via e-mail. He was too busy to do it in person. Well, actually, he had his secretary do it for him. But she CC'd Ted on it. The third hour featured a rant by Phil on the Academy Award nominations, the XFL, V-Day flowers, and fat & lazy products.

Phil was on vacation this week. All the hours are "Best Of" shows. Hour 1 featured Brad Riffkin from Jan. 18 2001. Hour 2 was Rudy Canoza from Jan. 10, 2001. Hour 3 featured Chris Norton from Jan. 4, 2001.