Margaret Grey opened the show. She thinks that if Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have a baby it will ruin Brad's career. He might get so frustrated that he will throw the kid out of a car window. RC Collins started the second hour to give a Sopranos update. "I'm not as impressed as the rest of you." He thinks that the mob is nothing but a bunch of scumbags. Art Bell joined us in the second hour to tell the audience about a space fungus that is growing on his genitals. He also wanted to discuss a new Peenman product, which is for use in case the Earth's gravity stops. Phil closed the second hour with a rant about peeing in wet suits, his diet, and Weight Watchers. Chris Norton was on in the third hour to talk about green beer. Does it come out of women green? He wants to video tape women peeing into beakers and will do scientific tests to see the effects. Phil wrapped up the show with another rant. This time it was about experiments conducted by colleges.

The first hour started off with Art Griego, followed by a rant by Phil. The second hour featured Jeff Dowder. He was on to give his stance on the recent quake. Jeff thinks that God sent the Seattle quake because he is angry that Starbucks is taking over the land and "raping" and "molesting" the bean. Chris Norton joined us in the third hour to talk about circumcision. Chris is uncircumcised and has been with 979 women. He claims that they all prefer an uncut member. "I have them bathe me and keep hand wipes in my car." Mavis wrapped up the show with her segment, "Interestin Tidbits."

Colleen Kristen Brewster started the show to defend the guy accused of spying. She claims that he was just living a "really exciting life". Colleen claims to have carried some packages just for the thrill. Phil wrapped up the first hour with a rant about Temptation Island and befriending a gay couple in Cancun who fawned all over Maria. Vernon Dozier was on the show in the second hour to discuss Eminem. He says that Eminem's lyrics point out a normal adolescent boy's desire to rape his mother. The second hour was closed out by Chris Norton.  He claims that people watch Temptation Island because those people are beautiful heroes. Brad Riffkin was on the show in the third hour to discuss the dead man found in the wheel well of a jet. Brad thinks that he probably was treated badly by airline staff and was so disoriented that he ended up there.

Chris Norton started the show saying that he accidentally spread the Anna Kornikova virus because he thinks that she's stalking him. The second hour was kicked off by Collen Kristen Brewster. She discussed the "V-Day package for him" which all women will love. It starts off with a limo to Marshalls with a $25 gift card. Then on to an XFL game followed by TGI Fridays. All for the low, low price of $1,295. Ted Bell closed the second hour by telling Phil that he had recently filed for divorce with his wife. The kicker? He sent her notification via e-mail. He was too busy to do it in person. Well, actually, he had his secretary do it for him. But she CC'd Ted on it. The third hour featured a rant by Phil on the Academy Award nominations, the XFL, V-Day flowers, and fat & lazy products.

Phil was on vacation this week. All the hours are "Best Of" shows. Hour 1 featured Brad Riffkin from Jan. 18 2001. Hour 2 was Rudy Canoza from Jan. 10, 2001. Hour 3 featured Chris Norton from Jan. 4, 2001.

Chris Norton opened the show by suggesting a new TV idea: "Diet Island." 16 women, who are each 10-20 pounds overweight, are put on an island with exercise programs. The catch is that food and buffets will be strategically placed all around the island to tempt them. The grand prize winner gets a date with Chris. In the second hour Austin Amarca joined us to discuss the lady mauled by the dogs in San Francisco.

As you can probably tell, the first hour is missing due to DAT tape issues. The second hour featured Rudy Canoza. He argued that with the recession coming, women should be happy to go back home. If men simply promised them more sex and jewelery then they'd gladly leave their careers! Chris Norton wrapped up the show in the third hour by telling Phil that he wants to be a consultant for the new show "Temptation Island." He claimed that he knows what's hot because he's had lots of sex.

Vacation week - "Best Of" on the radio. Hour one: Chris Norton at Chippendales (from 10/16/00). Hour two: Lloyd Bonafide thanks the USS Cole sailors (from 10/16/00). Hour three: Margeret Grey comments on 'Miss America" (from 10/16/00)

Hour one: David G. Hall tells Phil he has to work Christmas Day because his relatives want to watch him. Hour two: Chris Norton gave a "not non-hanky" co-worker a gift basket of vibrators for Christmas and she's suing. Harvey Weirman appears as counsel. Hour three: Lloyd Bonafide got angry at Southern California Edison for not providing enough electricity for his manger scene so he threw the baby Jesus at a passing Edison truck.

Hour 1: Margaret Gray says Madonna would like to get married standing on Princess Diana's grave, and supports the idea. Phil closes talking about the show, the upcoming Museum of Radio & Television gig. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonafide thinks the TV show M*A*S*H is a discrace. Speaking as a Korean war veteran, Lloyd saw some of the same things when he was fighting in Korea. A guy that dressed in women's clothes like Klinger had his throat slit. There was also a guy that chased women and was drinking like Hawkeye and had his throat slit too. Hour 3: Attorney Harvey Wireman and his client Chris Norton are filing a lawsuit against a woman for disfiguring Chris. The woman, "Rusty Blaze" from a strip club that does a fire breathing act, gave Chris a private showing of the act in the alley behind the building. Her act is using rum to spit fire from her mouth, but during the private showing she burnt Chris' eyebrows. Chris now can't star in a porno movie because his pubic hair also was burned.