Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Austin Amarka insists that the film A Beautiful Mind contains a Nazi subtext because of a Drudge Report claim that its author, John Nash, is an antisemite. Austin says Ron Howard is a lying motherless bastard. Hour 3: Jay Santos is checking Little League baseball games to make sure people are taking caps off for the National Anthem and is making sure babies feeding on breast milk are hidden under blankets.

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Larry Grover says Robert Blake killed his wife because she was nagging him for sex -- he says when she showed her breasts, he naturally shot her. After all, sex had become boring but women would rather be dead than cheated on. Hour 3: Jay Santos is inspecting kids cracks for hidden contraband drugs. He's looking for "Smack-Mules" where heroin hidden in the underwear of children.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Bob Green has a book called Cloud Nine where he proposes keeping mentally impaired people on leashes to prevent them rushing the cockpit. SECOND HALF. Phil says he feels safe flying post 9-11. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Jay Santos is swabbing peoples noses outside of stores looking for anthrax. SECOND HALF. Phil and callers talk about Middle East news. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Dave Oliva says Arab spies have infiltrated America because Arabs and Latinos look the same. SECOND HALF. Phil with a flashback. Phil takes calls.

Hour 1: Bobbie & Steve discuss the biohazard shelter that their homeowner association pays for. Coast To Coast with Art Bell & General Johnson Jameson - Trans-dimensional Travel & Osama Bin Laden. Hour 2: Jay Santos on Operation Tablesit, where he spies on subdued conversations at restaurant tables. Coincidentally this comes on the same day the US Patriot Act was passed. Hour 3: Ted Bell wants an 18-month pass to be able to drive drunk anytime he wants since he is an important businessman.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks with callers about 9/11. SECOND HALF. Ted Bell is upset that his limo driver can't carry his bags into LAX Airport anymore because of the new security restrictions. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Jay Santos wants to identify non-Americans by making them sing God Bless America. SECOND HALF. Phil says his show is a panacea for 9/11 depression, talks about 9/11 events, and the coming airline layoffs. Hour 3: Colleen Kristen Brewster wants a fundraiser for travel agents rather than only for first responders. SECOND HALF. Phil picked up Maria from the airport and says the current state of flying is depressing, and maybe everyone on planes should carry a weapon. Phil talks with callers.

Hour 1: Jay Santos says that a girl who ran away from her polygamist Morman family needs to return there and respect their rules. Phil closes talking about the website poll, the need to put tobacco companies out of business. Hour 2: Margaret Gray says Connie Chung scored the Gary Condit interview because men have a fantasy of being dominated Asian women. Phil closes a little early talking about Ben Affleck, does a flashback of 2001-08-21b VDO, says auto racing is the only sport that contributes to society. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Dodgers vs. Skanks. Phil talks about their studio using the WebSense Internet filter and how it makes it impossible for him to brainstorm. SECOND HALF. Bud Dickman Weekly Top Ten.

Pastor Rennick started the show tonight to say that Tim McVeigh is in heaven because he saw a priest before he was executed. You can cornhole Little Bo Peep and all of her sheep, but if you come to Jesus you'll be playing pool in heaven with Hitler. Phil then went on a rant about doing religious topics on the radio, and the AFI Thriller list. The second hour started with a Jim Rome spoof. Phil then went into a rant about the NBA Finals game 4, Philly vs. LA. Marv Albert and Doug Collins came on to discuss Game 4 of the finals. Phil then continued his rant about the AFI Thrillers, and he puts some phony scenes into the descriptions. Jay Santos kicked off the final hour by saying that vanity plates are a road safety issue. If he can't figure out your plate and slams into a pregnant woman's car then it's the vanity plate's fault.

Phil was on vacation from June 22 - June 29. The first hour featured Jay Santos from May 8, 2001. The second hour featured Ted Bell from June 5, 2001. The third hour featured Dr. Jim Sadler from May 11, 2001.

The first hour featured Brad Riffkin from May 21, 2001. The second hour featured Jay Santos from May 17, 2001. The third hour featured Dr. Jim Saddler from May 30, 2001.

Phil took Friday off for "Pearl Harbor" movie day. The first hour featured Jay Santos from April 27, 2001; the "siphoning gas" bit. The second hour featured Jeff Dowder from April 23, 2001. The third hour featured Chris Norton from May 3, 2001.