We had Justin McCelroy joining us from LA Canyon High School to tell everyone that he was negatively affected by the cigarette smoking in the latest Herman Cain TV ad. And even if he wasn't, his mom told him to say he was. She voted for Obama. Roland Schwinn from Pride America was on to discuss the McRib sandwich making a comeback at McDonalds. For "size-expanded" or "space-restricted" people like Roland and his friends the McRib is a disaster because fat people (the word "fat" caused Roland to go into a fit that sounded like Dr. Jekyll becoming Mr. Hyde) will flock to it like ants to sugar.  Roland therefore directed people to pictures of the McRib before it has sauce on it. It looks like "something a baby has ingested and then thrown back up." With David G. Hall, Austin Amarka, Austins mother-in-law Mary Kay, RC Collins and Frank and Margaret Grey

Bobbie Dooley was reporting from the House of Blues in West Hollywood where she and Steve attended the Obama $5,000 a plate dinner. Bobbie had Steve removed from the restaurant when he wouldn't "shut up" and then spoke with caller Chris Norton who lapsed into some kind of Tourette's episode.                          Don Micksa...shit eating grin? Later Don Micksa, from the University of Washington, came on the show to propose taxing tuitions to pay back the money given by our government to Solyndra. RC Collins called in to say Don was a "greennik" supposedly someone who is commited to green issues and also performs a certain kind of oral sex where "you're picking s*** out of your teeth." With Justin McCelroy, David G. Hall, Margaret Grey and Charlie LeFountaine

The Western Estates Homeowners Association, as ordered by HOA president Bobbie Dooley, as ordered all flags in the community to be flown at half staff to observe the death by suicide of Russell Armstrong, who was married to a star of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." As Bobbie explains this to Phil her husband Steve is running a woodchipper which prompts a first ever violent clash between the two                Man, that's a lot of chlamydia RC Collins, a junior cadet at Bradley Military Academy, joined the show to say he felt cheated that the Navy Seals and not him and his classmates took out Bin Laden. "If you notice, the Navy Seals is the Navy. They're only supposed to fight where there's water. Bin Laden was on dry land." Also Harvey Weirman as Commandant Weirman makes an appearance.

RC Collins from Bradley Military Academy was on to pay his respects to Ryan Dunn, one of the stars of the "Jackass" film and TV series, who died Monday in an car crash. For RC, the death of Mr. Dunn resonates for his generation "like the death of Princess Diana did for yours. It takes real guts to stand there and let someone kick you straight in the testicles" proclaimed RC.Don Parsley joined Phil in Hour 2 to talk about his father dying.....on Father's Day. Actually, Don "pulled the plug" on his dad, against his dad's wishes, so the man wouldn't wind up "looking like Terri Schiavo" and so Don could get some press on the "Father's Day angle."

RC Collins says that for him to fight and die for his country he's going to need better stuff sent from home than handi-wipes and sunflower seeds. He wants the "civilians" to start spending some money. Kegs of root beer and "sausage san'wiches" are what he wants. And no peanuts either....      Charlie as a younger man aboard ship Charlie LeFountain is the father of a 14 year old girl he wants to protect from predators. He firgures if the kid is repulsive it'll put them off. So he's forcing her to over eat and gain weight until she's obese. He's also not allowing her to shower but two times a week "'til she smells like a goat." Recently he spotted "some creep hanging around a street corner." With his daughter and two of her friends in the car, Charlie stopped, got out some old Navy signalman flags and signaled to the guy "I got four of them...fat and repulsive." Charlie claimed "the guy then turned on his heel and walked straight out of town."