We've got a "Best Of" for you today as we finish our last day of studio maintenance before new shows return. The show started with a fishing show called “On The Water” or “Out In The Wild Blue” (the guys couldn’t remember) hosted by Bill Hassinger and Kip Pernell. Then Phil and the crew interview drug dealer Caliph Antamaia, by way of Skype, about his testifying before a variety of Grand Juries and the new property he’s looking at, complete with a rain forest and tropical birds that help to “relax” him after so many years on the run from rival gangs and cops… And we wrap up with the Kim Kardashian big ass photo with Steve Bosell, who bought space in the Recycler to editorialize about it.

Pastor William Rennick rails against the dancing and mugging baby fad in commercials. Doug Dannger reviews the doc "The 50 Scariest Movies You've Never Seen" and weighs in on whether or not elves belong in science fiction. And Steve Bosell tries to put the whole "Caitlyn Jenner thing" in perspective while sitting at his pond.

As a way of countering Bruce-now-Caitlyn Jenner's publicity, Steve Bosell is having a "Lift-Off" and a "Squat-Off" at the Pedigrew Family Gym to show that he and his friends are still ALL men. Don Micksa revisits his guest hosting the Saturday BSP show.

Ted Bell goes to bat for Steve Bosell in his battle with Erica Dorton, the phone-breather headmistress at CK Corona Middle School. But what's his ulterior motive? Later on, Dr. William Brown, the animal rights activist that hates animals, talks about living like a rodent.

Curt Roittman, a mountain climber whose arm got wedged between two rocks and who then tried to gnaw it off the way a small animal might, is interviewed. Steve Bosell got drunk on George Clooney's Casamigos Saturday night and then ran nude with the wolves in the hills behind his house. He's also being interviewed even as he's being BA'd by a water tanker crew making repeated runs over his property.