"Ted Bell talked with Phil about spitting into the food of a wise-ass kid, the son of a business associate who's wife happened to see Ted do it and kept quiet so they could blackmail Ted politically." Show Log For Friday August 10, 2012Larry Grover came on the show bemoaning the lost chances of the Republican party and comparing the dashed expectations he had to a date with "the town slut where you're the only guy to come away from the experience having gotten nothing. And then mother would bake me a blueberries pie. 'Blue.' get it?"Paul La Plante, Bill's "smart ass" son who ordered a 'deep dish pizza', instead of a "Take It Deep With Ted" which is the proper way to order it. Later Ted Bell talked with Phil about spitting into the food of a wise-ass kid, the son of a business associate who's wife happened to see Ted do it and kept quiet so they could blackmail Ted politically With Markarios, Bill La Plante and Gloria Grover

The owner/operator of Ted's Of Beverly Hills is continually at odds with himself: Does he let kids who suffer from cancer sit in his Laker courtside seats thus risking being seen with little, bald freaks or does he just renege on his promise. Either way, Ted's still an asshole. But an asshole we can appreciate because it's all about the only thing thing Ted knows. PR. Ted believes...and who can argue....that anything in this world can be dealt with if you've got good enough spin. .....So, saying it's embarrassing sitting next to a child who has lost hair due to chemo makes sense to Ted. Additionally, those of you familiar with recent shows know that Ted won't be seen next to what he calls "rolly-polly" (since he won't use the politically incorrect 'fat') kids. As Adam Carolla put it on a recent show, if TV adds ten pounds what do you figure a Jumbo-tron adds? And to a fat kid, no less?? Ted has an image to keep up. He's....(pause, pause, pause)......Ted Bell...

The owner/operator of Ted's Of Beverly Hills is continually at odds with himself: Does he let kids who suffer from cancer sit in his Laker courtside seats thus risking being seen with little, bald freaks or does he just renege on his promise. Either way, Ted's still an asshole. But an asshole we can appreciate because it's all about the only thing thing Ted knows. PR. Ted believes...and who can argue....that anything in this world can be dealt with if you've got good enough spin. .....So, saying it's embarrassing sitting next to a child who has lost hair due to chemo makes sense to Ted. Additionally, those of you familiar with recent shows know that Ted won't be seen next to what he calls "rolly-polly" (since he won't use the politically incorrect 'fat') kids. As Adam Carolla put it on a recent show, if TV adds ten pounds what do you figure a Jumbo-tron adds? And to a fat kid, no less?? Ted has an image to keep up. He's....(pause, pause, pause)......Ted Bell...

"David Hall and Ted Bell ripped into Phil for posting a photo of a mafia hit in front of a steakhouse and referencing Ted's place." Show Log for Tuesday June 13, 2012Tonights show feature David Hall and Ted Bell ripping into Phil for posting a photo of a mafia hit in front of a steakhouse and referencing Ted's place. And Bobbie and Steve Dooley discussed their "three-pronged approach" to the Jerry Sandusky story....plus a visit from Mavis Leonard, Lloyd Bonafide and Dave Oliva.... And the videocast was a clusterf*** for the first forty minutes tonight...Yes its all here Pre-pre show music--Get Down, Get Down Joe Simon, Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye Steam, 5 O'Clock T-Pain, California Love Tupac Shakur, Rock You Like A Hurricane Scorpions

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Ted Bell announces he'll be selling horse steak after Congress lifts a ban on horsemeat inspection that clears the way for the sale of horsemeat for human consumption. The only caveat for Ted is that Phil and his callers not actually say the words "horse" or horsemeat." One competing restaurant in Beverly Hills leaked word that Ted is selling "jack ass steak." Finally Ted raised the ire of a few callers when he assured Jewish listeners that horse is kosher.

A New Ted Bell Blog Is Up: "Terry Abernathy Is Out At The BHAA" BSP Only, Check It Out Lower Right Hand Column                   Ted gives one of his coupes a spin Ted got a Christmas card from a member of the Beverly Hills Automobile Association. It so offended Ted he wants the guy thrown out of the clubt! Click the header to see the card and blog!