Ted Bell and Dean Wheeler debated the offensive sports nickname question by bringing the long gone southern baseball team, the Atlanta Crackers, into the debate. And somehow Ted's rivalry with Honk Kong Charlie got mixed in with Ted saying "I'm a white man on me knees to the yellow horde." Vernon Dozier was going to talk about the college football playff system that will debut next season but instead lectured again on good tackling and blocking, ending every sentence with an emphatic "go back to your MA-MA" for anyone not tough enough to heed him. General Gaylan Shaw got into the singing act by breaking out his rendition of "Kentucky Rain" by Elvis, a song about a man looking for a woman who's left him. The General thought it was a hamster and the whole topic went straight to hell when Phil said "it wasn't a hamster it was a woman" and Vernon said "You just fed him a change up and he's about to drive it right back into the box and your face!"

Tonight Margaret carved up a variety of Christmas tunes although one, "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas," approached "good." Brass Villenueva talked about opening a new community center where young Hispanic males who have had their culture 'beaten out of them by the Anglos' can listen to 'Feliz Navidad' over and over again uninterrupted until they realize it means "Merry Christmas." Curt Queedy and Guy Barton reminisced about "coming off the mountain" as opposed to just "coming down the mountain." Its means the two of them as young men came off of the mountain where they grew up like a tennis ball coming off the side of a house....they wanted to stay but their relatives kicked them off.... Ted Bell explained that Lee Dunphy, one of the Dunphy brothers, did not beat Ted up one night at the restaurant as was charged on the show by Frank Grey. Ted said his face always swells up to twice its size when he laughs at a really good joke...

Ted Bell is in a legal battle with a very powerful group known only as "The Old Ladies." Located in Beverly Hills these women are the widows of men who in their day wielded considerable power and amassed significant wealth. And "The Old Ladies" are gunning for Ted because of his slogan 'we want to put our meat in your mouth." Harvey Weirman came on board as well representing "The Old Ladies" one of whom claimed that Ted invited her "to a dark, shuttered and padlocked restaurant" and proceeded to "slap his meat on a plate." The Old Ladies" have demanded exorbitant and humiliating damages!