Hour 1:Steve Bosell is suing Las Vegas. He says he has gone there with the sole intention of going to his hotel room, taking a shower, putting on a nice cardigan sweater and a pair of Dockers and going down stairs to the tables to play black jack and drink ice water. But no sooner does he get off the plane then the doorman at the hotel is "sending messages telepathically" telling him to go to Olympic Gardens where Steve proceeds to get drunk and drop 1500 bucks on lap dances.Hour 2:Vernon Dozier listened as a female student told him she and her boyfriend were experimenting sexually and that she was afraid of getting pregnant. Vernon tells Phil that "naturally I got aroused" and that she found out because "I was wearing Spandex cycling shorts" but that he wanted to help her. He advised her to try "the back door."Hour 3:Clara Bingham plays cow sound effects, laugh tracks and other insulting noises when overweight children come on campus in order to get them to cry to their parents about it. It's then that Clara can confront these parents who, with every plate of flapjacks they serve, say "I Hate You" to their children.

Hour 1:Grocery store owner Bob Greene recently made large posters of his face with the words "Don't Even Think About It" and placed them throughout the employee areas of the store as an incentive. Several employees complained that the eyes of the poster appeared to follow them around.Hour 2:High school educator Vernon Dozier joins the program to discuss last nights Sopranos. Vernon says that the Sopranos does a disservice to Americans because it glorifies crime.Hour 3:Steve Bosell recently went to his high school reunion and was very much looking forward to reconnecting with former homecoming queen and cheerleader Sarah Teichmann. Things didn't go according to plan and now Steve wants to sue the high school AND his wife.

Hour 1:High school Vernon Dozier owns a restaurant called "Super Chicken" where he was standing in front wearing a chicken costume recently. He is facing suspension after a group of teenagers drove by in a car and mooned him, Vernon retaliated by calling them "bitch little punks."Hour 2:Steve Bosell is suing a Lifeguard Camp recently took his children to because they don't warn you that you might look gay if you perform Mouth to Mouth resuscitation.Hour 3:Phil talks about having dinner with Matt Groening and the state of talk radio. Phil takes calls from fans of the show.