“All it takes is the courage to say ‘Get in there and make me some bean dip.'”–Vernon Dozier

Don Micksa, professor of engineering at the University of Washington was on the show to discuss a new class he is teaching at the U on the “evolution of men.” See, the way the professor figures it, Mel Gibson is “free” in so much as he is able to tell a “piece of ass” like Oksana Grigoreiva to get lost. “The average man wouldn’t have the guts to tell a rear end like that to hit the road.

Read it and weep says Don Micksa

We come home to what we come home to and we’ll never upgrade unless we try and better ourselves.” Don thinks Gibson’s outburts against Grigoreiva show men what real freedom is….Larry Grover joined Phil in the second hour to comment on the recent GOP caucaus supporting the Tea Party and denying it is racist. Larry claims he’s not racist either, he just wants to see “whites get everything blacks get. Free cars and free houses.” Larry says he’d support Michelle Bachmann “if she wasn’t Jewish.” Even though Jews and Catholics are white they aren’t “White Anglo-Saxons” and don’t listen to Ray Conniff records. An example of Ray Conniffs music is included in tonight’s show log so the listener can further educate his or herself.

Lose 70 pounds, shave and grow hair and you haven’t changed a bit!

Vision, preparation, flexibility and a willingness to spit in the face of death. That’s what sets Hamster Mens Wear apart from all the rest…our mens heavy work shirts, casual corduroys and outdoor gear don’t tie themselves down. Looking at all the options sometimes means changing the name of the company in the middle of a print ad. And that makes Walrus Men’s Wear the only thing you want on when you change your mind and duck out the back. Remember, Drags Strip Men’s Wear.*

*Oh you didn’t think this was funny huh? It was funny enough. Don’t worry about it. Pain in the ass

Tonight, Father James McQuarters came to the defense of a Waterbury, Conneticut priest accused of bilking his parish out of more than a million dollars over seven years. Father Kevin Grey used the money for male escorts, designer clothing, swank hotels and expensive restaurants and when asked why by police he told them he “had it coming.” Father McQuarters calimed that being a priest and hearing peoples confessions can drive a man over the edge. “One time after hearing a litany of filth and sewage for an entire morning, I went outside and told a lady dropping her kid off for school that I wanted to look up her dress. I had to unstress.” Art Griego, the retired commercial pilot joined the show later to talk about what he terms the medias “over reporting of plane crashes and other aviation incidents.” Earlier Phil had mentioned the story of a United flight heading from DC to LA landing in Denver because some 30 people were injured by turbulance. Art was stunned Phil would report such an inocuous incident. When people fall down because of turbulence it’s because they didn’t “do what the head flight attendant told them to do. Sit down, buckle up and shut up.” Art says back in the day when people were knocked off balance by turbulence the pilots would say it’s a “Spaz Express.”

Craig Battaglia, a salesman with Slitnick Industries is personally responsible for strangling to death some 37 women since 2002. He’s our “One Man’s Opinion” tonight on the Phil Hendrie Web Site. Tonight’s question: “Do you forgive BP for the oil leak now that they seem to have it under control?”

CB: I want to thank Phil and the crew for giving me this opportunity. Weighing in on such an important matter is an honor because I know I get to speak to many more people that just one disinterested whore that I’m buying beer after beer after beer for. If I don’t have an opinion it’s not because I don’t care deeply about this issue. I do, very much so. But I’m handsome. That means when I speak to people and start laying it on real thick they think they’re talking to William F. Buckley. In this forum however, I’m at a disadvantage since you can’t peer into my eyes and read this shit I’m writing at the same time. Why I agreed to this…??? Fuck this. Craig Battaglia.

That brings the total DATs transferred to 20 weeks . . . roughly 5 months of programming.  No wonder most don’t bother, it IS labor intensive.  We’ll now begin April 2002 and then May 2002 and 2002 should then be……….complete and ready to be processed!