Month: March 2015

Thanks to everyone who came out to the Irvine Improv last night and made the one-man show such a success! It was a blast! For today’s podcast, we’re featuring a couple of classic clips. First, Cadet RC Collins feels that the military should get the privilege to commit crimes and take drugs. Then Bobbie Dooley tells Phil about a family in Western Estates who recently adopted a child from Africa because the wife was unable to bear children. Bobbie says she’s decided to support the family, however she can’t guarantee the baby’s safety.

 

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Phil’s rehearsing for the one-man show coming up tonight, so we’ve got an encore of the broadcast from Tuesday, October 21st, 2014.

Dr. Ed Elcott returns with Beans Halberstall, the eminent daughter of Overlord Novitiates Dr. Grover and Mrs. Halberstall, and is immediately dispersed and reintegrated repeatedly for a variety of transgressions. Beans, in fact, also undergoes the dispersal…

 

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Two instances of people going through a phone at someone… First, it’s Doug Dannger, gay man and gay journalist, speaking in a special verbal shorthand because he’s “really busy.” That pisses off General Shaw. And then Dean Wheeler attempts to give Phil career advice and that sets off Margaret Grey.

Don’t forget we’re doing an AMA on Reddit later today at 2 PM PT. See you there!

 

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The OU scandal prompts a call from Bob Green, who tells Phil that he was “mocked” in his store when a kid started singing “Hair.” Along with Bob was Dr. Bernardo Howley, the man who designed Bob’s “$15,000 hair system.” Bob told the shocked panel that he tried to strangle the kid with a hula hoop he’d “gnawed in half.”

 

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And it’s gonna be bitchin’!

August Selsen’s Sex Platform is on the air. August tries to pitch his new brand of sexual yoga called “Selsenaga” and sexual acts like “gobanica.” Is it time to put August back in the rubber room?

 

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Dr. Arthur Barn soon finds the audience turning on him as he pats himself on the ass for figuring out there’s no such thing as vampires.

 

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I’m Dr Arthur Barn. And for the last 38 years I have needlessly trespassed over the private properties of countless cemeteries. I’ve criminally torn open beirs and caskets purchased by bereaved families for the remains of their loved ones. And I have hideously mutilated those remains by impaling them on stakes, severing the heads and stuffing garlic flowers into the corpses’ orifices. I should be locked up in an insane asylum and the key thrown in the ocean over the Mariana Trench.

However, through a deal I worked with the courts, I have been granted the opportunity to repair a tiny bit of the damage I’ve done. That is why Saturday on the Phil Hendrie Show I will present “Dr Arthur Barn: Vampires Don’t Exist,” an hour long expose of perhaps the greatest hoax ever perpetrated. There are no “undead.” They don’t suck your blood. They don’t have Superman strength…..I mean there’s a lot of bullshit I’ll have to deal with. And I will. Saturday. You’ll need your BSP