The first hour featured Brad Riffkin from May 21, 2001. The second hour featured Jay Santos from May 17, 2001. The third hour featured Dr. Jim Saddler from May 30, 2001.

The first hour featured Colleen Kristen Brewster from June 11, 2001. The second hour featured Bud Dickman, RC Collins, and a rant from May 30, 2001. The third hour featured Brass Villenheuva from June 7, 2001.

The first hour featured Doug Dannger from May 18, 2001. The second hour featured Bob Greene from May 22, 2001. The third hour featured Margaret Grey from May 17, 2001.

The first hour featured Dave Oliva from May 30, 2001. The second hour featured RC Collins from May 24, 2001. The third hour featured the Antique Roadshow/Mavis Leonard from May 16, 2001.

The first hour featured Lloyd Bonafide from May 23, 2001. The second hour featured Bobbie Dooley from May 23, 2001. The third hour featured Herb Sewell from May 31, 2001.

Phil was on vacation from June 22 - June 29. The first hour featured Jay Santos from May 8, 2001. The second hour featured Ted Bell from June 5, 2001. The third hour featured Dr. Jim Sadler from May 11, 2001.

Vernon Dozier joined us in the first hour to discuss his "Magic Kingdom Booster Club". He thinks that people need to show more respect for Disney and all they have given us. "Ice cream in cups, color film deodorant, etc." All of them came from Disney. Show some goddamn respect. Dean Wheeler started the second hour. His wife killed his daughter with his tie and tried to hang him on it. There was a big struggle between his wife and 18 month old daughter. RC Collins then interviewed Phil and asked "Why you tell everyone how you do show?" The final hour consisted of a rant, "true talent or steaming pantload", and Bud Dickman's "Weekly Top 10".

Margarey Grey kicked off the show tonight. Her son's friend says that his inspiration is Jesus. What a little freak... David G. Hall and Bud closed the hour. David tells Phil and Bud to be like those two dumbasses in Texas and do a bit. Say that Martin Lawrence is dead and take calls. It'll be hilarious. Dr. Robert Greene, criminal psychologist, started the second hour discussing the woman who killed her five kids. Dr. Green says that it's not excusable, but it is understandable. Parents fantasize about killing their kids when they get frustrated. Art Bell came on the show in the third hour to announce that aliens are draining California's electricity and they want to have sex with Art to repopulate the world.

Chris Norton kicked off the show tonight o tell guys that they need to play hard to get with women. They've gotta stop trying to hard. Chris puked on the table during a date, busted ass while making out, and called phone sex hotlines with her phone and she loved him for it! Phil then went on a rant about Fear Factor. Bud said that he fears putting his nose up Rush Limbaugh's butt crack. Harvey came on to say that he saw Phil's N.Y. Times article and now he's peeing blood. And then Phil ranted about sponsors on the show vs freedom of speech. Dr. Alvin Kooper wrapped up the second hour with "Mental Health on Parade". Eric Clapton had a baby and will probably write another ballad. Bobbie came on in the third hour to say that condom ads are bad because condoms are gross. Bobbie teaches the "pull out" method of birth control. She forbids her sons from using condoms.

The show started off with "Weakest Link" round 2, featuring Bud Dickman, Pastor Renneck, Steve Bosell, and RC Collins. Phil then ranted about his weekend activities, and what he called, "Stupid Day", on the freeway. Jeff Dowder joined us in the second hour to say that his dad is an alcoholic. At Father's Day brunch his dad got loaded and the manager tried asking them to quiet down, so his dad had to beat him up. Doug Dannger wrapped up the show to complain that people didn't listen to the critics when they said that Tomb Raider sucked. Now Doug's going to get candy and popcorn to be held up and you won't have it in the movie.