Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil announces subscription website. SECOND HALF. Jeff Dowder rambles about how everything sucks now that George W Bush is in office ('The Way We Was') and gets the Bushes mixed up. Hour 2: Ted Bell doesnt want kids that have undergone chemotherapy going in his restaurant collecting for the children of Afghanistan. He wants them outside in front of a bank next door so they don't infect the customers. He says his alcoholic customers will look at a pale kid with a pewter plate of coins and go into DTs thinking they're a ghost. Hour 3: Joe Dickhead's NFL picks, flashback, football, post 9-11 news, callers. Phil talks about a subscription based website coming up.