Wednesday, January 29, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bob McGraw is planning to host the first Iraq tours after the war, and says he's trademarked the idea and you have to go through him. Hour 3: Chris Norton runs a hotline for teens and teaches teenage boys how to get the upper hand on women so they feel like they're in control.

Tuesday, January 28, 2003 Hour 1: Art Griego and his wife believe kids should watch porn under supervision, so he runs a safe house where they can do this. Hour 2: (FIRST HALF) Larry Grover says that when men cheat on their wives, their wives won't shut up about it and it makes the husband homicidal. He cheated on his wife with a hooker in Ensenada, Mexico and spread gonorrhea. (SECOND HALF) Joe Dickhead & The Professor. Characters call in with stories about peeing while sleepwalking, changes subject, David G Hall says 'get back to the peeing stories'! Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, January 27, 2003 Hour 1: Steve Bosell is suing the Oakland Raiders following their Superbowl loss, and says that it traumatized his son. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Larry Grover says Celine Dion had no business singing God Bless America since she is Canadian.

Friday, January 24, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Ted Bell is a restaurant owner who put 2 Superbowl tickets up as a prize. two abused teenagers won and Ted says he won't honor them because he doesn't want to upset any customers who abuse their kids. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley says that women need to stay out of Superbowl parties and stag parties. she is helping out with her husband's party by wearing a wet T-shirt.

Thursday, January 23, 2003 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier spanks his 14-year old daughter bare-bottomed to punish her. His wife is going to take away his visitation rights. Hour 2: Jeff Dowder is a rowdy football fan who says if you bring your girlfriend to a football game, it's open season on her. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, January 22, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2002-01-11 hour three. Carwash terrorist scare. Hour 2: Clara Bingham is a teacher who tapes her students mouths shut, because you don't tell her what to do. Hour 3: Chris Norton lists 14 reasons why women are attracted to him and why he's slept with 979 women. He's not circumcised and has a musk scent. The show closes with Mavis Leonard's tidbits.

Tuesday, January 21, 2003 Hour 1: RERUN of 2003-01-06 hour three. Don't waste time at the Lexus dealer. Hour 2: RERUN of 2001-05-30 hour three. Sex offender halfway house. Hour 3: RERUN of 2003-01-07 hour two. Women are into sex for money.

Monday, January 20, 2003 Hour 1: Steve Bosell is suing neighbors who falsely accused him of farting when he was getting out of a leather car seat. He traded back insults saying she smelled like tuna. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley wants Martin Luther King Day to be Marty King day because they are whites in Werstern Estates Homeowners Association and whites don;t get formal names. She hit a young girl in her SUV in speed bumps, and all of this mentioned in this show description has gotten her canned as Western Estates president. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-11-04 hour two. Stay out of handicapped stalls.

Friday, January 17, 2003 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is a teacher who was suspended for insulting a kid who was selling fund raising candy bars. He says nobody's going to make him feel guilty. He'll look at a kid in front of a store directly in the eye, say "NO", and keep eye contact. Hour 2: RERUN of 2003-01-03 hour three. Private School TV show idea. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-11-01 hour one. Can't figure out a cell phone.

Thursday, January 16, 2003 Hour 1: Dean Wheeler is with a group of divorced dads who say that they're better than their ex-wives, and they also falsely accuse their exes of molesting their kids. Hour 2: Jay Santos and the citizens auxiliary police are stopping kids and searching them for drugs, and says they've got to do that to prevent another 9-11. Hour 3: RERUN of 2002-11-07b TBE. No women on a construction site.