Thursday, September 30, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley says Bush looked like he had a few drinks before the Presidential debate, and says that could cause problems with foreign leaders.

Wednesday, September 29, 2004 Hour 1: Jay Santos is initiating a Flare Drop operation to remove American flag stickers from car bumpers. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, September 28, 2004 Hour 1: Paying for votes. Hour 2: Margaret Gray had a customer removed from a store for hate speech because she said Kerry looked like he had a pole up his ass. Hour 3: Lloyd Bonafide is a senior whose neighbors don't want to see his Corvette and weight equipment in the open garage. Lloyd says they're jealous.

Monday, September 27, 2004 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is motivating his high school team by making them smoke a cigar or dropping hot ashes on them, because they're facing a playoff against a Florida high school. The Florida players have endured hurricanes and death every year. He says if he's abusive, Florida parents are too for making their kids live there. Hour 2: Harvey Wireman senior chat. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, September 24, 2004 Hour 1: Ted Bell says the Dodgers should tell people they have a Jewish player because he might not play on Yom Kippur. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Clara Bingham is exploiting a hurricane disaster area with a photo shoot designed to raise money for her church. Phil closes with listener mail, including a letter from someone who criticizes his Bush viewpoints.

Thursday, September 23, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley is an HOA president abusing her power to force homeowners to accept magazine subscriptions for his son's fundraiser. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, September 22, 2004 Hour 1: Jay Santos is on patrol to stop 'know it alls' talking about the Presidential debates, saying such free speech might lead to workplace violence. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: First half is Lloyd Bonafide, an elderly man who attacked a motorist for throwing a lit cigarette.

Tuesday, September 21, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Margaret Gray hit on a young Democratic fundraiser male who rebuffed her advances, and she claims he must be gay and that being in the closet is hurting the campaign. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, September 20, 2004 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is a coach who says women reporters on the sidelines don't know anything and are just there for sexual reasons. Sideline reports are too sexy!. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Steve Bosell is suing Microsoft because Halo caused him to whip his son after he lost a competitive round with him. He says this is just like the problems with the tobacco companies. Closes with Harry The Freak McMillan, conservative.

Friday, September 17, 2004 Hour 1: Ted Bell complains that he's demonized for having an affair yet it's ok for Kobe Bryant to do the same thing. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.