Friday, October 29, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, October 28, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley, HOA president, forbade two residents from voting ostensibly on grounds that she needs help with a menu, and if they don't help she will assess penalties. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, October 27, 2004 Hour 1: Jay Santos is on patrol to make sure you go out and vote, and if you don't then we have a situation. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, October 26, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: RC Collins says that if you don't vote you're showing contempt for the military, which gives them the right to fraternize with your daughters for 48 hours.

Monday, October 25, 2004 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier is a health teacher who gave a student A plus with extra credit because she came in looking hot. However boys and plain-looking women have to cite extra sources. He faces suspension. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Friday, October 22, 2004 Hour 1: Ted Bell, advertiser, is told by station manager David G Hall that he needs to proclaim support for Kerry. The two argue. Hour 2: Dean Wheeler is using a bank e-mail marketing offer as a pretext for sending people political spam about George Bush. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Thursday, October 21, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Bobbie Dooley says that hay bales and Halloween decorations set out in October might provoke kids into thoughts of bestiality. Hour 3: Dave Oliva is going to a polling place asking who people are voting for, then calling them idiots if he doesn't agree with their choices. Callers tell him electioneering at a polling place is illegal, but Dave says cops "let it slide" when Dave mentions he's gonna be LAPD. Phil closes talking about voting, Wal-Mart not selling a Daily Show book with mild nude pics.

Wednesday, October 20, 2004 Hour 1: Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are making judgement calls about rescuing flash flooding victims. They they look at a flowchart, make a judgement call, wonder if they're an idiot, and listen to the scanner to see if police are enroute. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Tuesday, October 19, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Margaret Gray is a reporter who also wants to educate, so she burns Bush-Cheney campaign stickers and decals. Hour 3: Lloyd Bonafide is a senior citizen who is sick of trick-or-treaters bothering him so he's going to sabotage their treats. The city won't finance a fence for him to keep them out. Phil closes talking about blacks voting for Christian politicians who have historically held down civil rights.

Monday, October 18, 2004 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier helped black students change their votes to Kerry during a mock election, because their parents expectations are for blacks to vote Democrat. Callers say he's not helping students think for themselves and that he's promoting reverse racism. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.