Month: September 2010

We’ll be checking in from the desert, like I was saying….

Chris Norton, a part-time telemarketer from Hermosa Beach, California joined us for our two-hour special on preparing kids for the world.  Mr. Norton is 26 years old and recently approached his father about getting money for a new business he wants to start, an adult film studio. His idea is to produce adult films based on regular movies like “Gone With The Wind” and “E.T.” “I can have Rhett Butler getting oral from Scarlet O’Hara,” says Chris. His father turned him down though and now Chris says he needs his parents to “come through with something” since they didn’t prepare him properly for the world and he doesn’t know how to fill out a job app. Chris spent the whole day today sitting on the couch at his parents house (where he also sleeps) filming himself masturbating “so I can get the techniques and stuff.”

Ron Tarner on the hypocrisy of Stephen Hawking and a father promises to bankroll his sons singing career but only if the son sings Doors covers…

…YouTube this Labor Day Weekend for Updates from the desert!

Tonight, Reverand David Casanova from the Casanova Ministries in Norco, California talks about spreading the word of Christ through honesty and sex. That’s right, the Reverand  tells Phil that in a recent blog on their youth ministries web site he counseled young men to be honest with young ladies they pick up for a date. Young men are so used to telling young ladies “how nice” they look.  But be honest, says David. If they don’t look nice tell them. “You’re gonna be hard on the eyes tonight but I have a feeling you’re going to start looking better and better.” That’s what Reverand Casanova calls “the healing power of the Holy Spirit.” It’s a religious act having sex with a girl you’re not attracted to. After a couple of women give David a hard time though his true nature comes out. He confesses to Phil that after watching a documentary on, say, Ted Bundy, he stands up and applauds.