Well, we kicked it off with Reverand David Castorini who, like Representative Anthony Weiner, sent a very graphic picture via Twitter to a young lady. Only Reverand Castorini admits it and says he's apologized to all concerned so people need to stop judging him or they are sinning "against a reverand which is almost as bad as sinning against Jesus." By the way, you don't want to know what it was Castorini sent a picture of. Next hour Stephen Bosell had more problems with April Jr.'s school. Only this time he gives us more information about CK Corona Midle School and it's mysterious headmistress "Erica Dorton" and it ain't good. Thanks to @PHSIdeas at Twitter plus Owen Curnutt (@BreakfastLord) for the Bosell bit and Nicolas Peterson (@Mimekiller) for the Castorini idea.

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Tonight Dean Wheeler explored with Phil a revolutionary new way for women to empower themselves and "level the kharma" of their men. Dean has developed a technique whereby the man stands in front of the woman wearing loose fitting clothing and a slight smirk on his face and the woman hauls off and slaps the man across the face as hard as she can. Thanks to @Caligula1983 for the idea on twitter.com/PHSIdeas Larry Grover was our second hour guest talking about a novelty he's selling to help fund his run for a state senate seat in California: The Debris Globe. Shake it up as you would a snow globe and you see debris, house roofs, tires, trees flying through the air. The fact that the item is as tasteless and tacky as they come is lost on Larry as he attempts to defend himself saying he'd do anythinhg for this country, "Eat the peanuts out of (blank) (blank) or put my hand in a running garbage disposal. Thanks to @DRINKDUFF77 for the idea on twitter.com/PHSIdeas

Tonight it was writer Jerry Noel with a warning: This generation of college graduate is mentally dead compared to the Chinese. Jerry knows what to do about it but tells Phil that we're too dumb to understand. So we're all screwed......including Jerry. The next hour we had Ted Bell talking about the fact that even though we're in a recession, the American people are getting fatter. Ted can only draw one conclusion: We aren't hurting all that much for money and we choose to spend the extra that we do have on food that we eat at home. Why not at a restaurant? Ted asks passers-by that are overweight why they're fat and winds up flipping off some guy who said he got food poisoning from the shrimp cocktail at Ted's restaurant.

The program kicked off with Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police telling Phil that his new security officers service offers a new kind a security guard, an individual who can pretend he's demented  so he scares not only outside intruders but also any of your employees who happen to be stealing office equipment. One of his subcommanders, Randy Gleason, can even do the laugh of a deranged man playing with a hamster. "Phil I think we know from the many horror movies we've seen, the guy who is emotional unstable can tear your arms off," said Officer Santos. The following hour General Gaylen Shaw guested with Phil to defend talk show host Ed Schultz who called fellow host Laura Ingraham a "talk slut." While General Shaw, a fellow liberal,  condemned what Ed said he also couldn't quite bring himself to entirely repudiate it. "How do we know she isn't a slut," said Shaw, "even though I don't like calling her one?"

First hour tonight was Vernon Dozier and Justin McElroy talking about how Justin's desire to be on American Idol may necessitate him taking a boyfriend and using a skin moisturizer. Vernon for his part says he can "readjust these kids." Second hour Bob Green was on attempting to explain that no matter how hot your daughter is don't succumb to the temptation. Bob didn't. Every day told himself, "I better not, I better not, I better not..." Hour wasn't bad until crap audio once again send Phil around the bend.

Starting the show was Bobbie Dooley having heart palpitations and wearing a heart monitor ever since a couple from her gated community talked about their son being signed to a minor league deal by the New York Yankees at a recent HOA meeting. That stole Bobbie's thunder big time because she was going to use that same meeting to mention her son Dylan would be attending a tennis academy to the tune of $40,000. When she did get around to announcing it, Bobbie said Steve "broke wind loudly" to emphasize just how quiet it got. The next hour Pastor William Rennick made an appearance to speak on behalf of "a good man, Reverand Harold Camping" who Pastor Rennick believes was cheated a bit by God.  "I don't think I'll ever be able to turn my back on God again for fear of what he might do," said Rennick. The Pastor then ended the hour playing a song that symbolized what God had done to Camping, "Everybody Loves A Clown."

Tonight Larry Grover defended Governor Schwarzenegger's infidelity saying no man can "say no to that" meaning the nanny, Mildred Baeno, a 50 something woman who had Schwarzenegger's baby. The following hour Steve Bosell told Phil that he believes the Rapture is coming Saturday night and that if he doesn't "Oh baby, I'm gonna sue someone right down to the permafrost."