RC Collins and his fellow cadets make news when they "rough up" a homeless man, a "peg-leg" who they say is falsely claiming to be a Vietnam veteran. From March, 2006.
Brass Villenueva, ever fighting for dignity, is shocked to find out that as he lay unconscious from swallowing sea water, mouth to mouth resuscitation was performed on him by two male lifeguards. [...]
From February, 2005 Phil does a bad impersonation of LA Laker Brian Grant as "Brian" holds forth on a variety of topics, all designed to drive the callers nuts.
From August 2004 Ted Bell, while attending his daughter's tennis tournament, tells Phil what jobs he needs done that he could use a few illegals for. But the key word is "few".