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                Asshole arrested for bomb hoax

The show commenced with Herb Sewell talking about a mental deficient busted for planting a fake bomb at the Boston Marathon memorial. Steve Bosell was summoned to his daughters school to answer for his comments at home at breakfast about a Dutch teenager that tweeted a bomb threat to American Airlines. Alsp Phil announced that beginning Monday we’d be giving away one iPad a Day on the All Access BSP Pre-Show….Will Garbarini, oceanographer, updated us on Flight 370. Also Mr. Garbarini is apparently not a doctor and did time for white slaving and drug dealing. So, he was pretty much bullshit…

Starting Monday morning April 21, during the videocast pre-show between 8:30 and 9am, just like B&B Construction, we’ll keep coming at you….with an iPad a Day Giveaway to our All Access BSP’s. No, you’re not seeing things from too much “spinking.” We’ll giveaway one iPad a morning during the videocast pre-show to an All Access BSP. It’s Customer Appreciation AND Customer Appreciation..kind of a B&B of contests…

If you’re not an All Access BSP, nows the time to grab one and the chance to wiin an iPad…its all from The Cheapest Creeps On The Web…The Phil Hendrie Show!!

   What Jay Santos recommends to the people of Ukraine if the Russians  make their move

Well that was bullshit because neither Dr. Ron Tarner or this Will Garbarini ever showed up on the show for which Phil and the crew will pay dearly tomorrow morning…. Phil was rolling Ukrainian TV and doing voice-over which made for a pretty funny pre-show but only on the videocast. Later General Shaw began discussing the military situation there but it became apparent he was irritable and argumentative and it was then that he copped to the fact he’d taken a handful of dexedrine before coming on the show…Jay Santos of the CAP advised the citizens of the Ukraine to avoid contact with the military operation. Open the door if need be to the troops, turn your back, hold aloft a jar of lube and have your belt buckle loosened… Dr. Jim Sadler had a touch of the flu and so was bathing as he talked with Phil and the crew about e-cigartette restrictions, partially blaming it on Phil opening his yap about watching a friend “blowing reefer” in a restaurant…. Vernon Dozier had his usual meltdowm over guys needing their “MA-MA’s” this time over a report that young fathers can suffer from post-partum depression as well as mothers… The Bobbie Dooley Podcast featured another beating of Steve, at the hands of  Gene Wiffner for stepping to Gene in a power play…

              Last nights Blood Moon

             Parrots are the only ones that understand “Polly want a cracker”

Phil had Larry Grover and Steve Bosell on to talk about the Ukraine and the explosive situation there while Steve also mentioned that he had gotten a new mynah bird and was taking it out “for a walk.” He was teaching it to say “Polly want a cracker” but Bud said that only parrots know how to say that. Larry Grover was giving Steve endless amounts of shit until Steve got him good by reminding him that his own mother calls him ‘missile dick.” Don Berman and Margaret discussed the George Polk Award being given to two reporters that broke the Edward Snowden NSA files. Berman said that he’s given his life to journalism and there he sits with a lap top on his knees at the garden equipment expo and meanwhile some guy ‘with a backpack on is being hailed as the next Nellie Bly.” Margaret described the over-modulated download of Fridays show as “someone taking a dump into the RSS feed and labeling it ‘The Phil Hendrie Show.'”

Steve Dooley, a participant last year in Dean Wheeler’s Man Camp…. now accepting applicants for summer ’14

…….. for the audio quality on today’s podcast. We had a technical issue that has since been corrected 

                              Monkey’s aren’t cute anymore

Phil saw a story that was headlined “Ape Escapes” and launches into a commentary on how monkeys are no longer cute, no longer festive. Monkeys are viscious and one should not “pet or rub a monkey.” Margaret saw that comment as clearly a sexual double entendre and got “a fellow female” on to comment on it, Debbie Daly, the only radio show host who is also hearing and speech impaired. (Debbie Daly’s ‘Daly’s Daily’ show is heard on public radio stations across the country) Margaret, Phil and the General tried to figure out if a “ping” was picked up or not yesterday. Margaret got frustrated and told everyone else in the studio to go knock on the gate to Devil Town where they’ll get “their hand singed.” Pings were discussed and the location of them and Phil tried to get on someone to demonstrate how sound carries underwater. They finally got a hold of Dean Wheeler who was taking a bath. But then couldn’t reach him back when he didn’t answer….The Bobbie Podcast covered this weekends “Spring Opening” and wound up breaking Gene Wiffners nose…Also the pre-show talks about when it is acceptabl;e for white people to use the N word…

                                   Bill: “He’d slit your throat for a farthing

Speech impediments were the order of the day on this mornings show. Another Phil Phlip Out as well, this time on what a bunch of stumble-bums they have at CNN and Fox on the handling of this school stabbing story. Phil said that they’re all making it worse and they all blow cow. Later on Art Griego gave his morning report on Malaysia Air Flight 370 while Phil was dealing with General Shaw’s voice cracking again and “squeeking out.” Jay Santos talked about the recovery of a kidnap victim by the elite FBI Hostage Rescue Team. Jay got excited about what he said was an operation where FBI people “swooped in and swooped up the guy and then swooped out again.” Meanwhile Jay almost strangled to death on his inability to pronounce the letter “L.” And Reverend Dave Castorini came on the show to talk about same sex marriage but because he apparently had not taken his Adderal his speech started to “Fudd,” or sound like Elmer Fudd. Get a BSP and quit throwing your money into a toilet everyday…