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We Get Away With This All The Time*–A New feature of the Phil Hendrie Show Website

Politician on Facebook: Anime proof that two nukes weren’t enough

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It must be a relief to many that our petty indiscretions, those that appear online and seem to haunt us daily, will soon become so normal as to be irrelevant.

It must be a particular relief to Nick Levasseur, a Democratic New Hampshire state representative, who, according the Huffington Post, used Facebook to offer his rather strong views on anime. Reports failed to record why Levasseur is so pained by the rather beautiful Japanese style of animation.

However, he is reported to have written on his Facebook page these rather difficult words: “Anime is a prime example of why two nukes just wasn’t enough.”

These reports appear to be believable, as Levasseur has issued a statement apologizing for the offensive post, if not for his lack of taste.

“I would like to deeply apologize for the insensitivity of this post. It was a poorly thought out comment, posted in jest on my private Facebook page,” he said.

When comments like this emerge, what always seems lost is the identity of the person who happened to take Levasseur’s words to a wider audience. However, a site called RedHampshire.com claimed that this wasn’t a mere comment, but, in fact, Levasseur’s status update.

Isn’t the deepest principle of a politician–and I know not many of their principles leave the shallow end of the thought pool–that of being very slightly careful about what you might say to whom. And where.

Don’t politicians know that Mark Zuckerberg has declared privacy dead? Don’t they realize what is going on? And now, so soon after this alleged jest, there is already a Facebook group, with the frightfully restrained and almost poetic name “Why Nickolas Levasseur, just why?”

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The Tragedy That Is FaceBook Part One

In my opinion there is nothing wrong with being a Satanist, or devil worshipper or wiccan or witch or what-have-you so long as you aren’t carving someone’s cat or drinking my blood or anything else that  violates a good and reasonable law. A heads up though. If you describe yourself on your Facebook profile as a “born Satanist” and then go on to say that you are a  “professional web designer for various business and personal sites”  as far as I’m concerned you’ve blown the image. If you are committed to the “black arts” and then go out into the world and break bread with housewives and plumbers in order to get their web site business I think the whole thing winds up making you look like 50 yards of dipshit. You’re no longer Drago or Blacula the Satanist. You’ve become the web design guy with the pierced lip, black fingernails, and purple mascara. You’re the weird fucker who does a pretty good job….most of the time….and that’s it. Idea: If you are The Black Saint or some other persona on Facebook…don’t let anyone know what you do for a living because I don’t think putting down “web designer” looks any cooler than “milk man” when you’re a slave to Satan.

Hi, I’m into the demon.

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Starting Tuesday Morning…Watch For Our Daily Show Logs Here…On The Phil Pheed

Every day we’ll post a summary of the preceeding days show here at PhilHendrieShow.com…….And then the day after that we’ll do the same thing until it’s Sunday morning and there is no show log to post. But then we’ll start all over again on Tuesday morning. Here is where I will now acknowledge that some of you have been wanting to say “After you post your show log are you gonna drop your post-show log!! Hahahahahahah! (Gunshot sound effect)..hahahaha….ouch.”

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Jack Ball Express…Sure Pal, Chicks Dig That “Hi Sailor” Look

From a blog called d-listed

“Markus, Nevada’s first ever legal “prosti-dude”, has packed up his peen and quit the ho business after only 2 months on the stroll. Markus started leasing his dick to lady customers at the Shady Lady Ranch back in January, but only 10 women got to leave a wad of cash on his nightstand. And 9 of those “women” were really male politicians trying to put one past Markus by dressing up in drag. I made that up (but it’s probably true).

The owner of Shady Lane says that Markus leaving was a mutual decision. She says he has gone back to Los Angeles to do porn. That means you can catch him chewing man ass on Corbin Fisher very soon.

Shady Lane hasn’t taken dick off the menu altogether, though. They have hired a dude hooker who goes by the name of Y. Yes, Y. The Y must stand for “Y The Fuck Would Ladies Pay For Dick When They Can Get It From Gerard Butler For Free?!””