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                                                          Why not Batman?

Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police talks about safety this summer and how not giving Jay the dates you’ll be on vacation could mean your home gets broken into by “Burglar,” a new singular denotation of criminals that ilegally gain entry to private residences. Don Berman talked with Phil about Antoinette Huff, the brave woman that got a hostage-taker to give himself up in Georgia. Don said that he was involved in something very similar. Only problem is he, Don, was the kidnapper as well as “the victim.” Warren Benman, an unfortunate man that fell from a broadcast tower years ago while cleaning the light bulbs, called the show to tell Phil and the crew that he was there the day Don took hostages and was “pistiol-whipped” by Don. Turned out it was a squirt gun but Don was holding a roll of nickels. Doug Dannger thinks they need to cast a real psycho case as Batman because, after all, Bruce Wayne was a solid nut-job. Dannger recommends Tom Sizemore, Owen Wilson or Haley Joel Osmont because  “precocious child actors grow up to be real short with big teeth.”

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Phil with Henry Rollins at LEG Studio, West LA.

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Father James McQuarters comes on the show right after the “Sex in St. Patrick’s Cathedral” stunt on the Opie and Anthony Show. He says the O&A stunt is far worse than any molesting priest!

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Dr. Ron Tarner tonight warned of the discovery of “swimming apes” or “the aquatic ape,” that is apes that can swim and dive, a trait long thought to be exclusive to humans. Tarner told Phil and his listeners that this information sets up a possible “Planet of the Apes” showdown. 

Vernon Dozier is happy Bradley Manning is getting 35 years but just knows “some federal judge will come along and parole this beret and lips-stick wearing midget” after 8 years, “you mark my words.”

Bob Green debated political consultant Charley LeFountain on the trials and tribulations of San Diego mayor Bob Filner. Charley, in addressing one of the allegations of sexual harassment against the mayor, said it was basically a normal, “collegial thing to do when posing for a photograph with a female colleague to cup one of her ass cheeeks with your hand.” (Although he claims he made an error in judgment when he originally made that statement to channel 8)

Would you have sex with her?

Our show this evening featured RC Collins, Cadet Watson and Commandant Weirman upset with the young females of America going nuts over One Direction while the cadets are forced to “thumb it at 5th and Main.” (The location of Bradley Military Academy) Granger Batholemew and Don Berman discuss the “Eric” Snowden story until they find out it isn’t “Eric,” it’s “Edward.” Mr. Bartholomew says that he is a hard working journalist and when he comes home at the end of the week his girlfriend knows he’s been working hard because he smells like “fecal matter.” 

Dr. Phil McGraw tweeted something controversial like “would you have sex with a drunk girl, yes or no?” It was immediately condemned by all……all except Dean Wheeler who said the doctor was simplya asking for advice!