Tonight, we had Bob Green of Frazier Foods on to tell us how he deals with employees sending each other pornographic photos or videos. Bob's ex-girlfriend used to send him graphic shots of herself until, as he said, he "dumped her." She then sent one to him by mistake meant for a new man. Bob said it was so graphic he wasn't sure what it was at first. "She really used the macro on that one." Bob got jealous because he "never got anything like that" that. So he decided to begin confiscating all the Smart Phones so no women could send a man a photo calculated to drive him "three quarters of the way out of his mind." Later on, it was Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills commenting on an arrest in Seattle over a so-called abuse contract. A man had his pregenant girlfriend sign a document that he thought gave him the right to beat her. Ted admitted that in the early eighties he gave waitresses who comitted infractions the choice between giving up 40% of their tip money or being slapped across the face. But Ted claims now to be a feminist and he supports "feminine" rights. Callers wanted Ted beaten by the fathers and brothers of the food servers.

On this Thanksgiving Eve, Phil talks with Ted Bell in a far ranging interview. The Beverly Hills restaurantuer tells Phil he does not serve Thanksgiving turkey at his restaurant because it attracts "losers who come shuffling in and then order off the appetizer menu." Ted went on to tell Phil that in 1983 when the annual Army-Navy football game traveled to the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, he decided to put on a promotion for Thanksgiving. The game was such a bust with very little interest there was no business for his restaurant either. Ted told Phil's audience he went into his office that night, pulled "a bottle of Stoly from a desk drawer and within 20 minutes I was slobbering drunk. They had to call my wife." Since then, once a year on the anniversary of the Army-Navy game, Ted hates the military.                                Ted hates it

An interview with the man many call the greatest radio personality of the last 50 years.... PHSWS: People dont generally know the difference between these various formats and methods of recording. All they know is "What's taking so long for them to get these different archives up on the site. PH: I'm not sure I know what all the nuances are. I do know that once upon a time you could not download certain material and now you can. So the material put on the site in an old format has to be reformatted. Now do you do that or do you get 2001 up there. And what about keywording everything for a search engine and, oh yeah, how about some show logs for people to know what's in each hour. We do more than one thing at once but it's not eveything all the time. It'll all get done though. PHSWS: Who in Jesus is Paul Dintino? PH: Paul is like the Christ from the desert who decided he would listen to shows and log them. He's just a listener, a guy that took it upon himself to help square shit away. What can I say? God love him. PHSWS: You know the book "Misery?" About the superfan who thought a writer had ruined some of his characters and it in turn pissed her off. You ever worry about that? PH: About being tied down and beaten? PHSWS: No, about the audience rebelling against a decision you make concerning characters... PH: Yeah and I know how they feel. If my instinct is off I'll change the character back. One character change that people were split down the middle on was RC Collins. he finally grew up, was taken in by his father, enrolled in military school and is now officially "psycho." PHSWS: Whereas he used to be Goth and was missing a kidney? PH: Well he was just a sick, arrogant, neglected Valley boy with, yeah, a kidney condition and a drunk for a mother. He still has the kidney thing but it's not that serious. But now I feel like RC is growing beyond my grasp. He's not a character I can keep young forever. I don't know. PHSWS: You characters Vernon, Herb and now RC..they have mother issues... PH: Yeah they do and I don't want to get into a discussion of my mother and how it relates. The saying is "if it's not one thing it's your mother." Ted Bell on the other hand has father issues, competitive father issues and his dad has been dead for over 25 years. What's that about? PHSWS: I don't know. What is that about? PH: Ted is an alpha dog. So was his dad. His father engendered in Ted some fundamental hatred. Maybe he humilated him which is likely because Ted is a charming sadist. So Ted will never stop reminding the world he won where his father lost. It's like he will forever be pissing on his own fathers grave. PHSWS: Okay so.... PH: So..what? PHSWS: Your father? How do you feel about him? PH: I always go back to his war service because it's the only thing he did that was worthy of praise. He was unfaithful to my mother, rageful, disloyal, dishonest, selfish as shit and childish. But he was funny as fuck, playful...such a sweet man when he wasn't bi-polared out. All and all though he was a failure. Both my parenst I believe now were dealing with severe mental issues...so I can feel sorry for them but I have to also say they had responsibilities so fuck them. PHSWS: Will people rememeber Phil Hendrie as a really funny guy and so forgive him his failings? Or the other way around? PH: Good question. I have time now to master two things I never did. Humility and patience. Those are two areas of my life I never got a handle on and it hurt me. So today until the day I die I will always be fighting to achieve humility and patience. PHSWS: well said PH: Now get the fuck out of here....