"Hey it happens" says Steve Bosell Phil discussed with the panel the Sochi Olympics and the treatment of gay people there. Doug Dannger said he'd have no problem drop-kicking Putin into the Caspian Sea. Steve Bosell came on the program with two problems. The first was the stupid music that accompanies Candy Crush Saga and how it makes him look silly while he's playing the game and the second was the fact that, on occasion, Steve shits in his pants and considers it a normal occurance. He can't understand why he's made fun of by his crews as the result....

                               This is Tom Hanks, not Jose Salvador Albarengo A discussion of Philip Seymour Hoffman led Dr. Jim Sadler to reveal his wife Melanie was a 'degenerate morphine addict" before they were married. She's okay now, says the Doc, except for the occasional creep that drops her off after she's been out dancing... Doug Dannger came close to correctly predicting the final score of the Super Bowl, taking Seattle 50-10. The final was Seattle, 43-8. He lorded it over coach Vernon Dozier who badly missed the final, calling a Denver win of 43-3.  Phil, along with everyone else, was skeptical of the story told by Mr. Jose Salvador Albarengo who claimed to have been adrift for a year between Mexico and the Marshall Islands where he was discovered Thursday...

                            Not Funny Tonight the Super Bowl was previewed with Vernon Dozier, Doug Dannger and Steve Bosell. Dannger by the way introduced a new shorthand....instead of "Gay Man and Gay Journalist" it's now simply "Doug Dannger, Gay." It was Dave Oliva talking with General Shaw about a hoax mailing in New York of what turned out to be cornstarch, instead of anthrax... Dave said cornstarch looks a lot like dandruff... 

                 Expert on Black America Phil Robertson Doug Dannger, General Gaylen Shaw and Jay Santos gave their takes on Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson and what a mess he his... Steve Bosell and Brad Rivkind discussed the decline and fall of Joe Dickhead and his "Both Hands Sports Book" that went under in Vegas.... Phil talked about the forthcoming vacation, a free videocast coming up on UStream and the show's new dedicated feed on Tune In

Porn star Garrett Thermometer Tonight it was a phantasmogoria of lights and twirling weirdness. Doug Dannger...no, wait a minute, Father James McQuarters commented on Whitey Bulger going down for the count. The Father doesn't like Whitey but loved "The Departed." Later Chris Norton discussed his first directorial effiort in the adult film field.."Lust Makes The World Go 'Round" (It might also be called "Lust On The Sun") The film will have a real cavalcade of talent: Danny Bratwurst, Sylvia Cavity, Garrett Thermometer (He takes their temperature) Pete Package, Bob Flank Steak and of course Bottled Water Girl......because "she comes in the back door..." A debate about, what else, health care featured, who else, Larry Grover and Dean Wheeler and, as fate would have it, Dean is calling from the set of Chris' movie where Dean's wife Emerelda is about to take on Garrett Thermometer