Hour 1: RC Collins is a military cadet and clarifies some misconceptions that Phil and other civilian callers have about the military and combat. commandant Harvey Wireman appears at 30m. Phil closes laughing about the Taliban National Anthem. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about Afghanistan bombings. SECOND HALF. Bob McGraw is promoting Afghanistan charities to increase his spa business earnings. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley accidentally shot the pool man and tries to justify it by saying our country is under attack and she might have gotten raped. Phil closes talking about ruining one's credit.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil talks about post 9-11 stuff. SECOND HALF. Harvey Wireman doesn't want the US government to spend Social Security money for the war on terrorists. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Jim Sadler from Americans For Moving Forward wants to eliminate 9-11 negativity -- he says 'Tell it to the hand'. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about post 9-11 news and the anthrax. Hour 3: Phil invites callers to play True Talent or Sack Of Crap, Phil chats with callers, discusses the anthrax incident.

Hour 1: Dean Wheeler is an Italian-American who was offended by the Sopranos and is conducting Living In America seminars and bringing Italian-Americans into rape crisis centers for counseling, as the crime is indeed that bad according to Dean. Phil closes talking about the subject of rape and talks about screening the calls during this episode. Hour 2: Harvey Wireman, attorney, says you can clone any child's DNA so that if a child gets killed you can replace them. The Clone Center will raise the kid until it's ready to join the family. Phil closes talking about going into court for drinking on the beach. Phil was surprised that the beach patrol picked on a middle-aged family guy like him. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Lloyd Bonafide's son got killed in Vietnam, and Lloyd still refers to him as a dumbass. His wife wants to go to Vietnam, and Lloyd doesn't. SECOND HALF. Flashback of 2001-08-07 hour one. Phil chats about Jenna Bush, says the whole family is an alcoholic. Uplifting E-Mail Of The Day. Bud picks a Jaguar car ad then can't find an uplifting e-mail.

RC Collins kicked off the show to say that "just say no to sex" is full of it. Teens NEED sex, because otherwise horomones will force them to have sex with animals. Larry Grover joined us in the second hour. He didn't show up for work because he's too depressed about the GOP Senator switching parties. Harvey Wireman and some other characters called in to sue Phil for making them so fucked up. Phil then went on a rant about the "no nukes" protests of the '70s, classic rock acts doing only new songs live, Newport Beach's noise laws, kids being coddled, Fox Sports show, and his childhood trip to Canada. Bud Dickman wrapped up the show with his Weekly Top 10.

Bobbie Dooley kicked off the show to talk about the soccer riots. She thinks they happen because the sport is so boring. Stadiums burn and crowds turn into cannibals. Harvey Wireman joined us in the second hour to present Phil with a cease and desist notice. He wants Phil to stop talking about the Blake case because the listeners are too stupid and may taint the jury pool. Bud closed up the hour to say that Harvey was right. Just look at Bud! Dave Oliva started the third hour to tell his story about yelling "fire" in a crowded theater. He was testing free speech. He thought that people were smarter than that... Phil closed the show with a rant about Oscar winners. He says that they live longer than their peers. Radio has no big awards, so they all die young.

Austin Amarca kicked off the show as the "Ultimate Cowboys Fan." He thinks that the Cowboys are the greatest team ever and losing Aikman won't matter. They'll still be the greatest. The second hour featured RC Collins. RC thinks that video games and violent movies cause the kids to shoot other kids. "Parents need to take control of us because we are out of control." Steve Bosell and Harvey Wireman closed up the show witha  '70s party. They played Twister. Dale Montez pinned Steve down and farted in his face, and he's since been unable to sleep with his wife.

Hour 1: Margaret Gray says Madonna would like to get married standing on Princess Diana's grave, and supports the idea. Phil closes talking about the show, the upcoming Museum of Radio & Television gig. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonafide thinks the TV show M*A*S*H is a discrace. Speaking as a Korean war veteran, Lloyd saw some of the same things when he was fighting in Korea. A guy that dressed in women's clothes like Klinger had his throat slit. There was also a guy that chased women and was drinking like Hawkeye and had his throat slit too. Hour 3: Attorney Harvey Wireman and his client Chris Norton are filing a lawsuit against a woman for disfiguring Chris. The woman, "Rusty Blaze" from a strip club that does a fire breathing act, gave Chris a private showing of the act in the alley behind the building. Her act is using rum to spit fire from her mouth, but during the private showing she burnt Chris' eyebrows. Chris now can't star in a porno movie because his pubic hair also was burned.

Hour 1: Bob Green says the chicken head that was found in a box of chicken wings will have zero impact, because to walk out on McDonalds would be like slapping your mother in the face. Phil closes talking about a McDonalds visit, and the consistency and convenience. Hour 2: Phil talks about his invented characters & is joined by Margaret Grey, Harvey Wireman & RC Collins... Hour 3: Dave Oliva claims woman need both sides of their brains to store up all the gossip & things to throw back at you during an argument; Pastor William Rennick claims Rosa Parks sat in the front of the bus because she didn’t want to sit next to him being a Dodgers fan; Phil talks about the NFL.