Daryl Iza, a Minneosta program director, came on the show to tell Phil why he dumped the show and Ted Bell took calls from Austin Amarka and Mavis Leonard

Retired firefighter Herman Whittaker agrees with the decision to remove Jerry Lewis from the MDA telethon. "It was Jerry Lewis that caused me to thirst for comedy featuring people with their knees knocking together." Mavis Leonard called in and agreed with Hermans suggestion they hire a black host. "I vote for Johnny Depp," she said.                          Martin and Lewis Vernon Dozier and Father James McQuarters called the show to talk about the upcoming high school football season. Coach Dozier talked about mental toughness and Father McQuarters discussed praying for a player on the opposing team to suffer paralysis. By the end of the segment Father McQuarters was begging Coach Dozier for a drink

Larry Grover and Mavis Leonard: Larry is running for Congress and wants points for being honest about dating a 15 year old last summer. Miss Mavis is a substitute teacher who knows which kids play with road kill or wet their beds so she can keep them under control...

Your Name: DonnaSubject: Looking for past bit Message: Hi Phil, I'm trying to find a bit I heard back in 1997 or 1998. The bit was either Mavis Leonard or Clara Bingham who was a nurse taking care of an elderly patient. Part of the bit was when she was describing her body as a 3 tier chocolate cake with the layers of the cake representing her breats, booty, and the jungle. Does any of this come to mind? This is one of the bits my husband got me hooked on to your show. It's one of my favorites. Have a wonderful holiday!

Thursday, March 10, 2005 Bobbie Dooley is incredibly impressed but not surprised that as a way of memorializing her presidency of the Western estates Homeowners Association her husband Steve has carved into the hedge on their front lawn a topiary of her enhanced breasts. Monday, July 24, 2000 Phil welcomes Dean Wheeler who feels that Tiger Woods recent victory will result in an increased danger for black people on golf courses. Phil Phact: Features the caller that almost strokes out. Phil talks about the fact his kids are half Jewish and attend a Catholic school. Wednesday, May 4, 2005 Larry Grover is choosing to go to Hawaii with a new "TV actress" girlfriend for a golf week rather than attend his daughters volleyball tournament.......Donna calls in to scold Larry.......but thinks she's listening to the Rusty Humphrey Show...Larry breaks into the song "Honolulu Baby"...Phil Phact revealed:  In this hour we find it was actually Larry Grover, not Ted Bell, who said "I'd rather poke my eye out with a stick than look at you." Wednesday, January 4, 2006Larry Grover is on with Phil to discuss his recent arrest. See what happens when he tells the listeners he tried to have an escort accompany him to a function. Mavis Leonard joins Phil to discuss Tookie Williams. She used to baby-sit him as a child. Lines on my Face-Peter FramptonGonerrhea-Lil WayneLand of Confusion-DisturbedJoey-Concrete BlondeIndian Summer-PocoGod Moving Over the Face of The Water-Moby

Tonight is was Vernon Dozier, high school teacher, on why a 16 year old girl would take off on a bike and then say she was kidnapped as happened in Northern California recently. The girl was actually with friends where she shouldn't have been. But Vernon says most of these girls grab their bikes and ride over to "the rich side of town to have sex with a guy who owns a hockey team." (He played "Poor Side Of Town" by Johnny Rivers here) Leave the kids alone, reasons Mr. Dozier, as they are just looking for some privacy after their mothers "shoved their big noses into the girls diary." Mavis Leonard, elementary school teacher, supported a Massachusetts program that passes out condoms to 6 and 7 year olds, even over the objections of their parents. "We don't need children from families with syphilitics in their medical history jumping off of daddy's flat-bed truck and hobling into school infecting our teachers." Phil was so disgusted he hung up on everyone...Mavis, the callers, everybody....