Tonight Doug Dannger proposed that, now that he has passed on, Peter Falk become a new and powerful symbol of the gay fight for equal rights. Sure Mr. Falk was straight and married. It wouldn't matter. "We would repurpose his life to be that of an out queer with a lover left destitute because there's no community property." Doug also thought Clarence Clemmons would make a good symbol of Gay Pride as well.                               Gay Pride Next up was Chris Norton with a new website called M&M ILF's...Murdering Mom's I'd Like To F*#k. Chris obviously would kick the site off with Casey Anthony.  But he also reserved a spot for Lizzy Borden. "Lizzy Borden took an ass' and gave her father forty wass'. Thas' was the rhyme. She basically buried an ass' in her dad's face," said the allergy stricken Chris.

Two hours with telemarketer Chris Norton tonight who is leaving the adult film business (or at least is taking a break) and running for the California State Senate. Chris said that the only way to hold the "'Publicans feet to the fire is to not only shut down the government but not pay military people either." Chris thinks keeping the paycheck away from military families is smart in case it lands in the hands of "deadbeats and freeloaders." Another area of concern is (but of course) military wives hitting buckets of balls and playing 3 pars trying to get their LPGA cards while their husbands risk death. *The line "Okay lunger, let's do it" was originally in the film "Tombstone."