We had Bobbie Dooley and Steve Dooley joining us from the Western Estates Parent Teacher Organization talking about a crossing guard at a cross walk in front of their security gates. Bobbie said that this crossing guard needs to make sure the kids are cleared off the crosswalk when the gates open and "a parade of black sedans with tinted windows come streaming out in the morning. Those are men going to their jobs as investment bankers and consultants." One morning even Bobbie came sailing out at 40 miles an hour. The crossing guard had to grab a kid and dive into a nearby ditch to avoid being hit. Bobbie said she thought the guard was "playing, going right and then left daring me to hit her. So I said, 'Okay, I'll play.'" Next up was Don Berman stopping by our show long enough to tell Phil that this Wikileaks story and the special that Channel 19 has planned on it for next week will resurrect his career after a drunk diving and ht and run arrest this year put a serious crimp in it. And that on the heels of the paternity suit in 2009.  Has Don read the leaked documents? No but what's that got to do with it?

Tonight Bobbie Dooley commented on the Casey Anthony murder trial. Casey Anthony, in Bobbie's opinion, has what a lot of women want. She is good looking and she has the eyes of the nation on her. There are nights, Bobbie said, that she looks at her son sleeping and thinks "man he's really asking for it." Just kneel on his arms, push the pillow against his face and say the "Our Father" until the thrashing stops.                      Typical Meth Addict Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills thinks John Edwards "still has the smell of hog on him." Otherwise he would have done what Ted does..keep a fund for paying people off that insures nothing makes it into the news. Ted keeps the fund topped off by garnishing ten percent from his food server's and cocktail waitresses' tip money. "Ten percent of their tips is generally what they're going to blow on a meth-addict boyfriend with his Rocky and Bullwinkle haircut!" Huh? Thanks to Nathan Vine for the Art Bell bit tonight..sorry we fucked it up a little....as well as the Ted Bell. Thanks to Kevin Meyer for inspiring the Bobbie Dooley bit.