The gentleman photographed here with Ms. Anthony is Steve Weese, a member of Chris Norton's so-called "crew."

Tonight Doug Dannger proposed that, now that he has passed on, Peter Falk become a new and powerful symbol of the gay fight for equal rights. Sure Mr. Falk was straight and married. It wouldn't matter. "We would repurpose his life to be that of an out queer with a lover left destitute because there's no community property." Doug also thought Clarence Clemmons would make a good symbol of Gay Pride as well.                               Gay Pride Next up was Chris Norton with a new website called M&M ILF's...Murdering Mom's I'd Like To F*#k. Chris obviously would kick the site off with Casey Anthony.  But he also reserved a spot for Lizzy Borden. "Lizzy Borden took an ass' and gave her father forty wass'. Thas' was the rhyme. She basically buried an ass' in her dad's face," said the allergy stricken Chris.

We welcomed on the show tonight Chris Norton who, reluctantly, has taken Rep. Gabrielle Giffords off of his blogs'  "Movers and Shakers" list. Outraging Phil and his audience, Chris said he had to do it because the pictures of her released after leaving the hospital showed "eye crimp, head dent and sag." Next up, it was retired attorney Harvey Weirman discussing what Anthony Weiner's next move should be. Harvey doesn't think quitting or even arrest is the answer. "What if it was Abraham Lincoln that tweeted his thing? What then?" Later, Harvey had his butler George draw him a bath and then went through his nightly aversion therapy ritual that helps him stay off of cigars....heating soup to boiling and then pouring it into his underwear.

Tonight we had in Chris Norton, a 28 year old telemarketar from Redondo Beach, California talking about how women like a man to "wheel them around, grab them by the shoulders and force a kiss on them because that's what they do in the movies." Chris did it....and got a sexual battery charge. Then Larry Grover, chairman of Conservatives of Kern County joined the show to talk with Phil about a philosophical conflict he is having: Should he support the Westboro Baptist Church's right to protest at military funerals or should he respect the right of the military family not to be harassed with hate while they lay their loved one to resgt? Larry is so torn he starts to cut himself on the air with a double-edge razor Then Larry Grover, chairman of Conservatives of Kern County joined the show to talk with Phil about a philosophical conflict he is having: Should he support the Westboro Baptist Church's right to protest at military funerals or should he respect the right of the military family not to be harassed with hate while they lay their loved one to resgt? Larry is so torn he starts to cut himself on the air with a double-edge razor blade. //

Two hours with telemarketer Chris Norton tonight who is leaving the adult film business (or at least is taking a break) and running for the California State Senate. Chris said that the only way to hold the "'Publicans feet to the fire is to not only shut down the government but not pay military people either." Chris thinks keeping the paycheck away from military families is smart in case it lands in the hands of "deadbeats and freeloaders." Another area of concern is (but of course) military wives hitting buckets of balls and playing 3 pars trying to get their LPGA cards while their husbands risk death. *The line "Okay lunger, let's do it" was originally in the film "Tombstone."

......uploaded, and are now available for direct download! Next, by popular request: Bobbie Dooley, Chris Norton, and Skippy & Frank! Look for the August 2001 archives to be finished sometime next week as well! Cheers,-Alex