Monday, January 24, 2005 Hour 1: Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills Steakhouse joins the program to promote his dining etiquette classes. Phil tries to give one of these classes away on air, but Ted stops him due to his nervousness over letting Phil’s listeners into his restaurant. He thinks the talk radio listener is a lower class citizen, and before they can take his etiquette class, they need a remedial class on hygiene, including washing their hands after they use the toilet. Towards the end of the segment, a German woman calls in disgust; this causes Ted Bell to yodel! Show flashback of Lloyd Bonifide describing his hatred of French Poodles, and he tries to kill himself with an electric can opener. Hour 2: Margaret Gray is the guest for the hour. She explains that it is risky to rent property to single mothers. Margaret believes it is legitimate, as a landlord, to ask the question if all the children come from the same father, and worry if the woman has a lot of male callers coming to the home. Hour 3: Doug Dannger, writer for the Orange County Courier, is the guest in the third hour. Doug is a gay man and gay journalist, and he is writing an article about the Great American Smoke-out. As part of his investigation, he is going to out in public places and smoking to see how people react. He says because he is gay, nobody will have the temerity to go eyeball to eyeball with him and tell him to put out his cigarette. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Thursday, January 6, 2005 Hour 1: Pastor Rennick would rather see teens having deviant sex rather than allowing another 'fetus in the fire'. He says he's seen porn movies: black on white, white on black, backdoor, all of that (07m) and he'd rather have that than some ghoul with a pitchfork unloading a truck of fetuses. He says God doesn't approve deviant sex but the Pastor is trying to talk him into it. Hour 2: Doug Dannger says that because he's gay, you can trust his movie reviews. Hour 3: Jeff Dowder with Hypothetical America (no bread and what caused tsunami). Father McQuarters on tsunami. Love Songs With Bob off mike.

Monday, December 27, 2004 Hour 1: Margaret Gray is the guest for the hour. She explains that it is risky to rent property to single mothers. Margaret believes it is legitimate, as a landlord, to ask the question if all the children come from the same father, and worry if the woman has a lot of male callers coming to the home. Flashback of Doug Dannger discussing a Nicole Kidman movie. Hour 2: Doug Dannger, writer for the Orange County Courier, is a gay man and gay journalist, and he is writing an article about the Great American Smoke-out. As part of his investigation, he is going to out in public places and smoking to see how people react. He says because he is gay, nobody will have the temerity to go eyeball to eyeball with him and tell him to put out his cigarette. Flashback to the previous night’s show when Justin McElroy wants the Sadie Hawkins dance eliminated, because it makes the girls at his high school “beasts in training.” Hour 3: Steve Bosell is on to discuss another lawsuit. Steve had some buddies over to play Ping-Pong and have some beers, and Steve brought up the idea that Osama Bin Laden may be pattering himself after James Bond villains. Roy Hutchins, a neighbor, responded with “Oh yeah Steve, and do you think that Lex Luther bombed Pearl Harbor?” which caused everyone to laugh. Steve is filing a lawsuit over emotional distress and infringing on his civil rights, naming everyone who was at his party, including his son, Steve Jr. Flashback of Carl Mislaw, a British journalist, telling the caller her daughter has dwarfism. Show log by Kyle Davis.

Tuesday, December 7, 2004 Hour 1: Bernard Walker's Man On The Move. Phil on Dixie Chicks. emails. Paul Getty Lee live on cell phone near the north pole. Art Bell talk with a frozen embryo. Hour 2: Dave Oliva feels that with all we've done for the handicapped, they ought to give up their parking spots this holiday season. Hour 3: David G Hall Hannukah complaint. Flashback Doug Dannger dares people to say eyeball-to-eyeball they're voting for Bush. Phil on email, brother's flaky girlfriend. David G Hall on Santa Claus breaking and entering.

Thursday, November 18, 2004 Hour 1: Doug Dannger on the Great American Smokeout -- he says you won't have the courage to tell him to put out his cigarette, because he is gay. Hour 2: Bud Dickman gives Phil a hard time about mispronouncing 'marital'. Don Dunphy and George Foreman with Slap Fight of the Titans. Jeff Dowder's Hypothetical America with life without Hawaii. Hour 3: Phil Hendrie O Canada. Barber Shop Guy conversation. Phil is kidnapped by scientologists on remote. Radio Quebec. Bud Rockman's Babe Of the Week, and Jelly Bean Racial Sensitivity Training.

Thursday, November 11, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Doug Dannger will be able to bring you the most in-depth coverage of the fighting in Fallujah primarily because he is gay. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Wednesday, September 8, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Doug Dannger says that because he's gay, you won't look him in the eye and say that you're voting for Bush.

Wednesday, June 9, 2004 Hour 1: Doug Dannger says that because he's gay, you won't have the courage to look him in the eye and say that the late Ronald Reagan was a great president. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Monday, April 5, 2004 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Margaret Gray says she falsely claimed she was once raped so she would get more credit for helping out at her son's school. Hour 3: Doug Dannger was once married to a woman, and gave her trinkets rather than have sex with her.

Wednesday, March 10, 2004 Hour 1: Doug Dannger says that straight people have destroyed the concept of marriage, and he wants to help them see the light. He's babysitting a crying baby belonging to his white trash sister. Towards the end he starts yelling at the baby. Phil closes with a short rant about Sprint not tracing their phone records on a Presidential death threat he received. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: VARIETY.