Chris Norton explains how to flatter your egotistical, ego-driven boss. from KFI.(0:19:11)

Chris Norton collects dead celebrities memorabilia, which includes a lock of Kurt Cobain's hair and one of Sonny Bono's skis. from KFI January 1998.(0:49:40)

Porn filmmaker Chris Norton was asked by the local fire department to evacuate during his porn shoot, Chris believes he should be reimbursed for the interruption. featuring Lloyd Bonafide. from September 2005.(0:00:00)

Chris Norton discusses a technique called the "Chris Norton Clean Break 2006" that keeps the women he sleeps with off his back. from January 2006.(0:36:39)

Show guest Chris Norton believes that the recent rumors affecting Tom Cruise are a result of a rejected woman.(0:27:53)

Chris Norton joins the program to announce that he plans to marry Roseanne Arnold's daughter.(0:35:58)

Chris Norton calls the show for help with a moral dilemma: he wants to attend Thanksgiving dinner with his girls family, but he doesn't want her to get the wrong idea! from November 1999.(0:16:14)

Chris Norton, founder of "Chris Norton Entertainment" joins the program to discuss and demonstrate his seductive dancing classes for men. As Chris proves over the phone, men can be sessy too... but first he wants to dance for the wifes to make sure they ap(0:04:20)

Chris Norton is kicking off his “Chris 2000” tour this summer and has big plans to bring back the speedo!(0:21:42)

Chris Norton believes Shania Twain is the hottest woman in music right now. Nice breasts, beautiful face...very, very hot lookin'. Nevermind her talent, of course.(0:23:00)