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Ep. 2641

Chris Norton celebrates pansexuality in song.

Ep. 1164

Ted Bell's new billboard, with the new slogan about "quietly putting our meat in your mouth" is shot down. Chris Norton starts filming "Norton Mountain." "See the world, all siss'y nine states, from Norton Mountain." Bobbie Dooley, a big admirer of Tomi Lahren's, wants to slap fight her in front of a male-only crowd of 10,000 drinking free beer. The BSP Classic Hour, from February 2006, features Bob Green placing one of his employees under close watch after he starts noticing strange behavior.
I was on the Phil Hendrie show last night and by the way I was passed around the campfire I doubt if I'll ever agree to another appearance. I'm looking at our advertising budget for the rest of the year to see if we can afford to throw money away on his show at a time when most Americans get their dinner from a grabage pail. Last night, as I was attempting to make a point about these crawling punks that text when they drive,             Lousy punk texting while driving I made note of an afternoon when I pulled one of these cheap punks over to the side of the road and told him..and here's the quote..."You keep texting and you'll kill every Christian soul on this freeway." The punk then looked at me with a smirk and said "I'm Jewish." Well when I related the story to Mr. Hendrie and his not-too-swift listeners, people started calling in about my "Christian soul" comment and the fact that "boy" I forced to the side of the road was Jewish and was I an anti-Semite. I said of course I'm not, the "Christian soul" comment was a figure of speech. And then I said "Everyone knows the Westside is crawling with Jews" but not meant in a mean way AND I said the "Christian soul" line I first heard in the movie "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" which was directed by Steven Spielberg.........A Jew! But, I was shouted down, passed around the camp-fire a few more times, given a blanket and told to go sleep in the bed of the truck and "Mule" would give me a ride out in the morning. And I know you don't know what I'm talking about so let's just say it's a distant memory I have from a long ago meeting with members of a certain motorcycle organization.

Show Log

The show starts with Chris Pootay Love Songs, where Chris tries to balance a sexy delivery with a squeaky, behind-the-scenes mouse voice that reads the riot act to everyone working their show... Chris also finds out that he has no staying power even though he's "spanking his own dummy." It all comes to a crash when Chris finally faces the truth about what he's willing to do for money... And then it's part two of Bobbie's interview with Paul Scheer.   Click here to listen now!

Show Log

Chris Pootay Love Songs is on the air as Chris tries to balance a sexy delivery wiith a squeeky, behind-the-scenes mouse voice that reads the riot act to everyone working ther show....Chris also finds out he has no staying power even ehen he's "spanking his own dummy." It all comes to a psychic crash when Chris finally faces the truth about what he's willing to do for money.... brought you by Interstellar Lubes and Glides...
Ralph calls in to talk about movie star Christian Slater going to jail, Attorney Harvey Wireman chimes in. from KFI.(0:47:42)
Pastor Rennick of Joyful Union Congregation has put together an updated version of their Christmas Pageant to make it relevant to today. Get ready for plenty of Dry ice, door prizes, and a fying Baby Jesus!! from December 11, 2001.(0:00:00)
Chris' mother assaulted him as a result of finding out that he had scratched off one of her lottery tickets, now he's charging her with assault! Don't worry, he's using the money for a business that he likes to call "Crazy Chris' Mobile Party."(0:32:34)
Channel 19 News anchor and mall Santa Claus Don Burman talks to the kids about what they want for Christmas and then asks them some very private questions. from December 2003.(0:19:39)

Ep. 49

Larry Grover comes on the show to discuss his dating life. As a Christian, he believes in "good, clean, crisp sex": gasoline solvents, a throw sheet, plastic wrap, and a variety of other perverted items.
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