Chris Norton joins the program to announce that he plans to marry Roseanne Arnold's daughter.(0:35:58)

Chris Norton calls the show for help with a moral dilemma: he wants to attend Thanksgiving dinner with his girls family, but he doesn't want her to get the wrong idea! from November 1999.(0:16:14)

Chris Norton, founder of "Chris Norton Entertainment" joins the program to discuss and demonstrate his seductive dancing classes for men. As Chris proves over the phone, men can be sessy too... but first he wants to dance for the wifes to make sure they ap(0:04:20)

Chris Norton is kicking off his “Chris 2000” tour this summer and has big plans to bring back the speedo!(0:21:42)

Chris Norton believes Shania Twain is the hottest woman in music right now. Nice breasts, beautiful face...very, very hot lookin'. Nevermind her talent, of course.(0:23:00)

Chris Norton, telemarketer by week, and beach safety patrol by weekend joins the program to discuss how he helps fix the bathing suits of women who have fallen asleep on the beach. from August 2003.(0:34:05)

Chris Norton joins the program to endorse a new "sensual" method of C.P.R. he has developed that brings blood flow to the breasts. from January 2002.(0:02:34)

Chris Norton thinks that women should start buying the guys drinks at bars. The problem is that he is "out of pocket" $150 bucks a night buying drinks for chicks that think he's hot. from May 1999.(0:31:02)

Chris Norton's Top Ten Women of Century include: Daisey Fuentes, Jane Mansfield, and other women that have really "nice pairs." But he also throws in Martha Stewart and "that woman what invented birth control." from January 2000.(0:22:02)