Hour 1:Gaylan Hall is on with Phil. He tells Phil that he takes pictures of 5-10 year olds girls as a hobby. Callers believe Gaylan is a pervert and one step away from being a molester.Hour 2:Dave Oliva is on because he watches horror movies as a training tool, to become part of the L.A.P.D. Listeners believe that Dave lacks maturity and should never become part of the L.A.P.D.Hour 3:Chris Norton comes on with Phil to discuss the picture of Sara Shahi on the Phil Hendrie Website. He asks Phil if he thinks he can turn lesbians straight. Vernon Dozier calls in mad at Phil. Phil made fun of dairy workers, so he has a petting zone.

Hour 1:Tommy is a little kid who calls in tonight to argue with Phil. His argument you ask? It is over who is the better quarterback Bollinger or Testaverde. Phil plays a listener flashback from 7-22-03, called "Bosell's wife driving mustang." The ideas for the flash came from Phil and Maria's trip to Hawaii. Slap Fight of The Titans is on the show tonight. It is Cleechko vs... Brad Pitt. Pitt is fighting to stay in movies.Hour 2:Brad Rifkin is on and he tells Phil he has a fighting speed bag. For motivation , he placed his wife's picture on it. Lloyd Bonafide calls in to ask Brad if the speed bag comes in different sizes and colors...he wants one like Oprah Winfrey. Justin McAlroy also calls in wanting a speed bag made to look like his mongoloid brother. Phil cuts in because he is high. He got high on the paint fumes because Premiere is remodeling. Easy Off comes on with his show "Love At Night." He plays Polka Music.Hour 3:Larry Grover is on with Phil, discussing a magazine called "Fresh Crop." He says the magazine has information on girls 5 years of age and younger. The magazine is for older men so they can check them out...to see what they will look like later in life. Chris Norton comes on because he wrote a song to the music of Jessica Simpson's remake of "These Boots Are Made For Walking"..."His is called These Boots Are Made For Sess".

Hour 1:Chris Norton is on to talk about shooting his film "Fahrenheit 69." He is upset that he was asked by the local fire department to evacuate during his porn shoot. Chris believes he should be reimbursed for the interruption. Callers get upset with Chris claiming he should not be reimbursed because the fire department was acting on procedure. Lloyd Bonafide calls in and is upset with Chris' sex film. Lloyd's daughter got into porn and she came home with sores.Hour 2:David Hall is on to make Phil tell everyone about the books he is reading. David believes this will prove Phil is out of touch. Listeners think David is an idiot and tell Phil he can read whatever he wants. Don Berman joins Phil to talk about the fire mask he is wearing because of the fire. Phil cannot understand Don but Bud can. Ted Williams Head is on to discuss steroids. Phil and Bud make head jokes.Hour 3:Art Griego is on with Phil to discuss the fires. He used to be a fire fighter. He says he would let some fires just burn. Callers believe Art is a racist and an absolute idiot. R.C. Collins is on to discuss Bill Bennett. Bill Bennett said if you abort all the black babies there would be less crime. Bud agrees.

Hour 1Dr Jim Sadler is on to talk about why he put a vibrator in his nephew's back. He says he did it because his son traded the lunch he made especially for him with his nephew. Callers are outraged about the use of a vibrator on a kid, and they believe Dr Jim Sadler is a immature jerk. One callers believe Dr Jim Sadler did this to humiliate the child.Hour 2Vernon Dozier is on to talk about how he challenged his students to raise $5,000 for hurricane relief. The deal he made was that if the kids raised the money he would shave his handle bar mustache...He didn't shave it. Callers believe he needs to shave it because it is a matter of integrity...one callers believe he put his word on the line.Hour 3Bud Dickman is on and he tells Phil he believes Phil will star with Kelly Rippa. He cracks a joke calling Phil "Philbin Hendrie". Phil openly discusses Fillmore Middle and the cast. Phil discusses how he and Maria's marriage is non-traditional. He thinks they may buy two houses. Phil tells everyone he is giving up smoking on the 24th. Phil plays a listener flashback...the Chris Norton Porn Movie. Kay calls in to tell Phil how she went back to see her house in New Orleans after evacuating. Phil reviews Sexy Beast with Ben Lingsly...Phil ends the show discussing how the Hurricane Center may run out of names.