"Beat the spread" is another phrase now on the Margaret Grey "Filth Watch List" Phil introduced Nikki via Skype from the DC area. The crew talked about the continuing search for Malaysia Airlines 370. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police was into his report when suddenly General Gaylen Shaw, angry for some reason, said he didn't want to talk anymore to "this Mr. Santos from the Citizens Dick-suckery Police..." Bud Dickman ran afoul of Margaret Grey for remarking that someone was good at "putting asses in seats and, if you will, asses on faces." Also The Stephen Colbert Report's so-called offensive tweet was kicked around by Phil and Nikki. Some suit at Comedy Central tweeted some lame shit on the Colbert Report account and got Colbert in trouble, people thinking he was firing up a chapter of the anti-Chinese League.  Margaret Grey let Nikki know the phrases that carry strong double entendre and that she'll have "none of" They are: blow by blow, that's a mouthful, lickity-split, he's a handful, they were licked, I beat the spread. There are others but you get the idea. On the Bobbie Dooley Podcast, Bobbie demonstrates and also has a tape handy of the way she sounds when "Steve gives it to her good.:" BSP's download todays Pre-Show and if you no have no BSP then you get and you like. 

        Quarterback Jeremy Black's dad after tangling with Coach Dozier Dean Wheeler joined the program to talk about Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin but before long it had degenerated into his screaming about the tree squirrels that have "harrassed" him for months and his nephew Stevie showing up with a pellet gun and ready to aim as Dean gets a headfull of squirrel shit. Vernon Dozier came close to another stroke stressing about college football players unionizing. He talked about a young freshman quarterback at Belmar Academy that he's bringing along as the kids father is, typically, being "a pain in the ass." Vernon said the boy is a fine young man but because he's 15 he's automatically "dirty, crawling, slimy scum, a punk and a degenerate. But all kids are at that age" said Vernon. The Bobbie Dooley Podcast featured Bobbie kicking the shit out of not only Steve but announcer Gene Wiffner. BSP's don't forget Pre-Show audio is now a separate download. Do you have a Backstage Pass? Why not? God damn, get one son

                                               Prime Minister of Turkey? In a controversial move that created friction within show staff, the Phil Hendrie Show purchased the broadcast rights to the Devil f*cking Fred Phelps, minus lube, and aired the event this morning on the show.... The existence of an animal known as "the traveling squirrel" was discussed by Steve Bosell, Phil Hendrie and Guy Barton. Barton had written a siong called "Traveling Squirrel" "23 days before Ricky Nelson wrote 'Traveling Man'" he said. Phil ripped people that were criticizing coverage of the Malaysia Air tragedy saying he only hoped they lost kids to an air disaster someday. Curt Queedy and Guy Barton discussed Turkey banning Twitter and at one point General Shaw thought the Prime Minister of Turkey was the same guy that "gave it to William Hayes in 'Midnight Express.' On the Bobbie Dooley podcast, Steve morphs into 'The Fly" and attacks Bobbie and Gene Wiffner

        This map clearly shows the Indian Ocean connecting to the Pacific Ocean   Todays guests included Art Greigo and Harvey Weirman arguing over Art's contention that the Indian Ocean should be called the Pacific Ocean since "its all one big ocean anyway," Steve Bosell on the humiliation he felt watching some "punk 16 year old kid climb the new World Trace Center while I bid a job there and had to turn it down because it involved working on floors higher than the fourth and I have a fear of heights," Bobbie Dooley's Podcast featuring Bobbie and Steve discussing her ass and how it isn't "board flat but has a slight pooch," and Chris Nortons new film "Bun of Flame" a followup to his "pro-ams, 'Rick Steele, Man of Wonder,' 'Kitten On the Run,' and 'Wild and Free in Her Hills.' Sorry about the late posting today but it was unavoidable due to a bad file. It will be up within the half hour. Thank you.

                                                  The Sklar Brothers Phil launched into a rap about the pointless "tweet" as he discussed the helicopter crash in Seattle. He was also joined by Don Berman who inadvertantly mentioned tweeting about a news interns large breasts. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police gave an update on the hunt for the missing Malaysia Air jet and its part 2 of Bobbie Dooley's interview of the Sklar Brothers! Get all 10,000 hours of the Phil Hendrie Show archive by becoming a subscriber and a member of our BSP family! 

Rare shot of Art Griego fucking around with his phone in flight while working as a commercial pilot Phil introduces the show to a new time slot and talks with Margaret about how offensive Chris Pootay's lead-in show, "Morning Becomes Putay," was. Margaret took exception to Chris telling everyone that even though the word "Pootay" sounded like it was semen...it wasn't. Bobbie Dooley's interview with the Sklar Brothers kicked off. Also Art Griego joined the show to offer up his theory of "pilot stress" as the reason for the missing Malaysian flight. The pilot couldn't take the yapping flight attendants so he flew off somewhere quiet, with no radar, and flew it right straight into the ocean..just like John Kennedy Jr. did... Art mentioned he had to put up with similar things when he flew. One flight attendant kept coming into the cockpit showing him her large breasts and he said "it was very distracting. And I was also trying to finish up an EA baseball game." Tomorrow part 2 of the Sklar Brothers with Bobbie Dooley and Phil tears the radio business a new ass because it's fun and other talent likea to hear him do it.