Margaret Grey sang a version of a song she first heard at the Chinese amabassadors residence in Washington, a song of longing for Taiwan's retrun to mainalnd China's control. Problem was she didn't know the lyrics and hummed 90 percent of it... Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police warns Phil and Margaret about Chinese spies listening in to the show as Margaret sings. "You got guys all over the country in dark suits, white dress shirts, bucked teeth and horn-rimmed glasses nodding approvingly," Steve says like an imbecile. When Phil tells him he's engaging in a racist stereotype that actually is more directed at the Japanese, Steve is stunned into silence...        The Hobbit...a cheap creep Frank Grey talked about his days as an entertainment lawyer and manager and how he felt about the Harry Potter films. "Harry Potter was a cheap piece of you know what. I hated her." Same goes now for "The Hobbit." "I hate the Hobbit's guts. She's the cheapest creep going..."

Phil and Jay Santos discuss the George Zimmerman pictures showing Zimmerman beat up and what constitutes the proper use of deadly force. Jay said he saw a face like that once....his own, after hassling some people in line to see "A Team."  Bud and Robert talked about the various zombie films with Phil and whether or not any "choir members" were seen as zombies. After all, according the Bud, choir members dress like dead people...Was the zombie on the left wearing a choir gown? Margaret vigorously defended Bob Costas' statements about gun control as Phil charcaterized Costas as a narcissist. Frank Grey weighed in on Costas. "I knew her briefly in New York," he said.

Austin Amarca was back on to conclude his comments from last night about the "industrial sized drum of Vaseline" that Phil claimed was ordered up by Pirate Bay. Austin also spoke about some tradesmen working the same construction jobs as him playing religious tapes loudly while they work. Austin generrally has "some Paw, Anthrax or Cyreth Ungal" to blast back at them.                 Austin's best friends, Anthrax Powerball numbers were drawn today and there were winning tickets sold in Arizona and Missouri. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police discussed the CAP's effort at insuring people know they haven't got a prayer of winning.. ...We also got some news on the CAP stopping and searching shopping bags carried by teenage girls because it was one such "sack of sin" that ruined Jay's first marriage.... Harvey Weirman attempted to give financial advice from the Rio in Las Vegas on what to do with Powerball winnings but kept stopping his waiter to get a drink order right. "Hey, you with the hair. I want three fingers of Dewars on the rocks and keep that ginger ale out of it."

Tonight Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police told Phil he found it 'suspicious" that Obama won the popular vote by a narrow margin but won electoral votes by a wide margin. So he called up Major Elvis Newtons grandson, Corey Newton, at his 'private university' San Diego State, and asaked him to head up to LA to figure it out, he being a guy who studies math "or how to add things up."Austin Amarca debated Vernon Dozier on the subject of the film 'Lincoln' and whether or not it was a 'slap to the face' of the Texas secession 'movement.' Kimberly Guilfoyle seconds after downing a TwinkieBobbie and Steve Dooley came on the show to protest what they claimed was a slow-motion shot of Kimberly Guilfoyle on Fox 'eating a Twinkie in slow motion."