Chris Norton opened the show by suggesting a new TV idea: "Diet Island." 16 women, who are each 10-20 pounds overweight, are put on an island with exercise programs. The catch is that food and buffets will be strategically placed all around the island to tempt them. The grand prize winner gets a date with Chris. In the second hour Austin Amarca joined us to discuss the lady mauled by the dogs in San Francisco.

As you can probably tell, the first hour is missing due to DAT tape issues. The second hour featured Rudy Canoza. He argued that with the recession coming, women should be happy to go back home. If men simply promised them more sex and jewelery then they'd gladly leave their careers! Chris Norton wrapped up the show in the third hour by telling Phil that he wants to be a consultant for the new show "Temptation Island." He claimed that he knows what's hot because he's had lots of sex.

Vacation week - "Best Of" on the radio. Hour one: Chris Norton at Chippendales (from 10/16/00). Hour two: Lloyd Bonafide thanks the USS Cole sailors (from 10/16/00). Hour three: Margeret Grey comments on 'Miss America" (from 10/16/00)

Hour one: David G. Hall tells Phil he has to work Christmas Day because his relatives want to watch him. Hour two: Chris Norton gave a "not non-hanky" co-worker a gift basket of vibrators for Christmas and she's suing. Harvey Weirman appears as counsel. Hour three: Lloyd Bonafide got angry at Southern California Edison for not providing enough electricity for his manger scene so he threw the baby Jesus at a passing Edison truck.

Hour 1: Margaret Gray says Madonna would like to get married standing on Princess Diana's grave, and supports the idea. Phil closes talking about the show, the upcoming Museum of Radio & Television gig. Hour 2: Lloyd Bonafide thinks the TV show M*A*S*H is a discrace. Speaking as a Korean war veteran, Lloyd saw some of the same things when he was fighting in Korea. A guy that dressed in women's clothes like Klinger had his throat slit. There was also a guy that chased women and was drinking like Hawkeye and had his throat slit too. Hour 3: Attorney Harvey Wireman and his client Chris Norton are filing a lawsuit against a woman for disfiguring Chris. The woman, "Rusty Blaze" from a strip club that does a fire breathing act, gave Chris a private showing of the act in the alley behind the building. Her act is using rum to spit fire from her mouth, but during the private showing she burnt Chris' eyebrows. Chris now can't star in a porno movie because his pubic hair also was burned.