Tonight Jay Santos explained why he was asking people the simple question "What are you doing here" as they stood in line for Black Friday sales when everyone is supposed to be broke. Then Dr. Ron Tarner complained to Phil about how his son and his ex-girlfriend almost lost their place in line on Black Friday trying to help a guy who died of a heart attack. "The guy got out of a car with Virginia license plates," said Ron. "All that grease he was eating did it!"

Vernon Dozier's reaction to the Oakland police clearing the streets of Occupy protesters set off alarms around Belmar Acadamy. Dozier, a senior and junior class advisor,  told his students that he felt a stress release when he saw the Oakland police"cleaning up the hippies." He described it as an "Oooh yeaah" moment with "a little bit of a hip thrust." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is traveling to Denver to question the mother of a little boy, age 7, who presents as a female and who has joined the Girl Scouts as a result. Jay says there is so much of that "presenting as a woman stuff" happening that a lot of men, including him, are wondering from day to day whether they should be putting on a dress or a pair of pants to start the day With David G. Hall, Father James McQuarters and Jack Armstrong

Tonight Brass Villenuava of Los Malos, an "empowerment" organization for "young Latin males" argued for government assistance to the Oakland Raiders because "it's the only team that the Mexican community has. The Raiders have been bad for so long I may not want to live here anymore." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police was concerned about a class action lawsuit against the Florida Highway Patrol for ticketing a man who blinked his brights to warn other motorists about the presence of police. Jay: "These kinds of guys are real chump change. They prolly' had a run in with police once that really hurt their feelings and now they're trying too get back at 'em like real chump change."

Dave Castorini from the Castorini Youth Ministries joined the show tonight to talk about his 'prayer counselors," young women he can send over to Marcus Bachmann's house for "six solid hours of good, honest sex" so there's no doubt about his heterosexuality.... Jay Santos followed up with Phil about last weeks San Diego blackout and how a restraining order was filed against him and the Citizens Axiliary Police for entering a woman's home thinking she may be in danger only to find her sitting on the toilet. Also, Roland Schwinn made brief appearance representing people "who take up lots of space" He is joining a lawsuit against White Castle. His claim concerns what he says is "too much distance between the seats and the condiments and that I get winded getting up to get ketchup."

              They couldn't get communism right Tonight it was Dr. Ron Tarner putting forth the controversial opinion that the American economy doesn't work and that communism needs to be given a try. On the heels of Obama's jobs speech Tarner said the reason why communism didn't work in Ruissia is because "Russians are racially inferior but I don't mean that the Nazi way. I just mean they did things like fertilize their crops with human waste." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police reported from the blackout in San Diego saying he and his "subcommanders" were knocking on doors house to house. If there was no answer he would assume "there could be a person in there in an iron lung that's unplugged.." So Jay and his men made forcible entry. Going by one of Major Elvis Newton's precepts, "Don't smell 'em before you see 'em," Jay told Phil he didn't want to miss helping someone who may be incapacitated only to get a call days later that something in the same neighborhood smells like a "sausage factory."