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Wednesday July 13, 2022

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Show Log For Monday April 1, 2013

Ted Bell was the guest host. He commented on Phil's pre-show melt-down that carried over to the regular show. Ted took over after the first break. Ted talked with Frank Grey about his favorite food at Ted's (Shrimp Louie, Caeser Salad and Steak Diane...all entre's with 'people' names...) Later Ted talked with callers about the injury to college basketball player Kevin Ware, a gruesome compound fracture shown graphically on TV. "If I've got heavy cabbage riding on that game, you bet I want to see the injury. I want to see the world...all 69 states." Ted also discussed how he learned honesty from hias father who got beat up one night by a guy who's wife Ted Sr. had made an impolite, but frank, remark to. He told her she had a great ass and was beat badly before buying the husband and the other two guys that had helped him drinks. Ted Jr. told a woman one night "I want to put my meat in your mouth," in the sense of wanting her to eat a Ted's of Beverly Hills steak but was knocked out cold anyway by her husband. "I was proud when I woke up though Phil. I saw people stepping over me going about the business of the restaurant. They didn't miss an order!"

Friday, June 3, 2011

Tonight Bobbie Dooley commented on the Casey Anthony murder trial. Casey Anthony, in Bobbie's opinion, has what a lot of women want. She is good looking and she has the eyes of the nation on her. There are nights, Bobbie said, that she looks at her son sleeping and thinks "man he's really asking for it." Just kneel on his arms, push the pillow against his face and say the "Our Father" until the thrashing stops. Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills thinks John Edwards "still has the smell of hog on him." Otherwise he would have done what Ted does..keep a fund for paying people off that insures nothing makes it into the news. Ted keeps the fund topped off by garnishing ten percent from his food server's and cocktail waitresses' tip money. "Ten percent of their tips is generally what they're going to blow on a meth-addict boyfriend with his Rocky and Bullwinkle haircut!" Huh? Thanks to Nathan Vine for the Art Bell bit tonight..sorry we fucked it up a little....as well as the Ted Bell. Thanks to Kevin Meyer for inspiring the Bobbie Dooley bit.

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Choose The Cuts For Our Next "Best Of" Offering For This Summer! If you're a member of our BSP Family, we need your knowledge of the shows vast archives to pick what will comprise the next "Best Of" collection. We are looking for your pick as to the best Ted Bell bit ever! And if you can narrow it down to a phone call all the better! Remember, he's Ted Bell!"The Best Of Ted Bell as chosen by The BSP's" will be available for download beginning this summer in conjunction with a few other goodies. Send us an e-mail using the BSP e-mail form with your pick for the best Ted Bell bit ever. From all of your selections we'll narrow it down to 15 classic cuts that people will be able to download individually or as an entire collection. Ted wants to put his meat in your mouth. Nows your chance to do to him...select the all-time Ted Bell bits that will be forever identified with "Ted."

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Tonight, we had Bob Green of Frazier Foods on to tell us how he deals with employees sending each other pornographic photos or videos. Bob's ex-girlfriend used to send him graphic shots of herself until, as he said, he "dumped her." She then sent one to him by mistake meant for a new man. Bob said it was so graphic he wasn't sure what it was at first. "She really used the macro on that one." Bob got jealous because he "never got anything like that" that. So he decided to begin confiscating all the Smart Phones so no women could send a man a photo calculated to drive him "three quarters of the way out of his mind." Later on, it was Ted Bell of Ted's of Beverly Hills commenting on an arrest in Seattle over a so-called abuse contract. A man had his pregenant girlfriend sign a document that he thought gave him the right to beat her. Ted admitted that in the early eighties he gave waitresses who comitted infractions the choice between giving up 40% of their tip money or being slapped across the face. But Ted claims now to be a feminist and he supports "feminine" rights. Callers wanted Ted beaten by the fathers and brothers of the food servers.

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Friday, October 18, 2013

Tonight, as Matt honeymoons with his bride, we rolled a show from February. It's Phil talking with Doug Dannger and Steve Bosell about a new video series called 'Baby Done Gone Wild." Wait'lll you hear this bit of kookiness as Bosell floats a theory about "the natural instinct of babies to battle each other" and "the discovery of 4000 year old baby fossils that seem to indicate a 4 day battle between babies involving chariots and armor." Also Phil talked with Ted Bell about football salary caps and a female kicker trying out with the New York Jets. But Ted's real topic of discussion was concerning how he was not being taken seriously as a sports reporter. When conversation swung around to how much a Ted cost at his restaurant, Ted blurted out "When Seth McFarland used to sell his ass down on Wilshire for the price of a Ted, his ass was worth exactly $9.95." Bobbie Dooley discussed Joan Rivers controversial joke about the Holocaust and Hiedi Klum's dress. Bobbie said that she and Steve used to be insensitive to the Holocaust as well "until we tried eating that box lunch on the way to Oktoberfest and suddenly felt ill."

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Tonight we welcomed on the show Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills to discuss charitable giving during the holidays. "Toys For Tots," says Ted is fine but he doesn't like to take "busted junk" and "crap you find in a vacant lot" to the collection centers. Ted buys new toys and when he shows up he holds the toy above his head and tells the other people there "See this? It's NEW" Ted says if there aren't people at the Toys For Tots bin yet he'll "circle the area and check it out with binoculars. Once I see people gathering I'll drive over." Next was former NFL defensive back Daryl Webber on to respond to New York Giant Antrel Rolle's remarks about booing fans. Rolle said that "fans shouldn't boo." And that football players are much like soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. Mr. Webber essentially agreed saying that "everytime I step onto a football field I run the risk of getting my head broke and having it flop around like a Raggedy-Ann doll." Plus Daryl says that football players run the risk of broken necks in front of 80,000 people whereas soldiers run the same risk but only in front of "wind and rocks."

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Tonight the election returns were pouring in and Phil and the crew looked through them. Margaret also sang another "Phan" request, "This Magic Moment," while Don Berman from channel 19 news, who used to be an opera critic listened to evaluate it. Ted Bell told Phil that Obama is still a loser because he didn't, in Ted's mind, win the popular vote. Of course, Phil told Ted the sad truth and Ted hung up. (By the way, Ted and Donald Trump were on the same page there). Mavis Leonard was also on the show to talk about her vote for Romney and how she isn't impressed in the least with Obama.

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