Hour 1: Dean Wheeler with California Chi Experience. a sweat lodge followed by an enema from the barrel of a Winchester to cleanse warmongering Americans of latent guilt. SECOND HALF. Phil hates IFBs, talks about movies. Hour 2: FIRST HALF. Jay Santos is shutting down the Vagina Monologues, throwing burkas over the actors to encourage some self-reflection. It turns out that when he was a kid his mom showed him her 'gina, and he gets into hysterics over women out there talking about their genitals. SECOND HALF. Afghanistan news, Carl Chodillia with deep fried peanut butter sandwiches. Hour 3: FIRST HALF. Jeff Dowder claims he was in the Army and had to use all kinds of laughable makeshift equipment. SECOND HALF. Phil on Vietnam, push-starting his car, autos in general.

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Austin Amarka insists that the film A Beautiful Mind contains a Nazi subtext because of a Drudge Report claim that its author, John Nash, is an antisemite. Austin says Ron Howard is a lying motherless bastard. Hour 3: Jay Santos is checking Little League baseball games to make sure people are taking caps off for the National Anthem and is making sure babies feeding on breast milk are hidden under blankets.

Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Larry Grover says Robert Blake killed his wife because she was nagging him for sex -- he says when she showed her breasts, he naturally shot her. After all, sex had become boring but women would rather be dead than cheated on. Hour 3: Jay Santos is inspecting kids cracks for hidden contraband drugs. He's looking for "Smack-Mules" where heroin hidden in the underwear of children.

Phil had New Year's Day off, so it was a "Best Of" show. The first hour featured Bob Green and the "Soul Coke" bit from 11/16/2000. The second hour featured Vernon Dozier and the "Driving Instructor" bit from 12/05/2000. The third hour featured Jay Santos and the "Defacing a $20 Bill" bit from 11/08/2000. 

Our first hour DAT tape for this day was not recorded properly, and as such, the hour is likely lost to the ether. The second hour featured Jay Santos discussing the escaped Texas convict. He thought the Texas cops were doing it all wrong. "They need to be checking every outhouse, henhouse, doghouse... all the houses." Joe Dickhead and The Professor briefly joined the show to wrap up the second hour. The third hour was a rant. Phil talked about his wife's birthday, VH1's "100 Greatest Rock Albums", and playing long songs while being a disc jockey. Mavis Leonard popped in at the end of the show with some interesting tidbitts.

In the first hour Chris and Harvey opened the show talking about why Chris didn't get picked for Temptation Island. Chris thinks that the religious right fixed it to fail because he would have gotten chicks to cheat. Jay Santos joined the show in the second hour to give earthquake advice. He argued that you should stay near windows so that you can quickly escape. Also, hiding near or under heavy bookcases should keep you safe. And babies have soft skulls, so they can take a blow to the head, making them very useful blocking tools. In the third hour Margaret Grey came on the show to explain why Friends had ended. She said that Survivor is solely to blame, and that the cast of Friends will be destroyed.

Phil opened the show with a rant for the entire first hour. Jay Santos joined us in the second hour to talk about the Secret Service responsibilities, such as running errands to buy tampons, drawing a bath, and reading bedtime stories. Halfway through the second hour Phil went on another rant about "negro" pools. The third hour began with Roland Schwinn, writer for "Wine and Brie Monthly", discussing Spago's closing. He had to talk down to the listeners, because they don't know what it's like to eat there. They're too low class... Joe Dickhead wrapped up the show with his Superbowl picks. He guaranteed that he knows the winner, but he would not divulge the information.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Maria Sanchez (studio appearance) and Phil Hendrie talk together about Christmas shopping, animal trophies. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about shopping at K-Mart 3 days before Christmas and nobody was there. Working on Christmas until his early 40s. Phil says shut the radio stations off on Christmas. Hour 2: Jay Santos on the Sacramento airplane suicide jump, saying young women have no reason to be depressed because they've got "pert breasts". He gives tickets to depressed women to give them an attitude adjustment and will want evidence of sexual intercourse. Phil closes about Maria's Christmas errands, getting over a cold. Hour 3: Jeff Dowder with the band Dark Horse says you want pretty young women in the front row, not a guy with a straw in his mouth sitting in a wheelchair. Phil closes talking about show souvenirs, plays flashback of RCA.