Bob Green joined us in the first hour as a designer of fashion wear for large women. Bob says that women are not full figured; they are enormous, which means there is an opportunity for some lucky guy. "We have mini skirts, bikkinis, and tight clothes, because fat women can dress just like skinny women." Phil called Katharine in the second hour for some cutesie-poo. A guy called from Chatsworth to tell Phil that he hates him for making the listeners sit through his self-inflating "family man" routine. He said that he can't have kids and that was like molesting him. Phil then ranted about fan letters and those who write them. "I'm more interesting than any song on the radio." Bobbie Dooley joined us to close the second hour and discuss the rolling blackouts in Southern California. She thinks that economically enhanced prototype communities need to be given power before the poorer communities. Clara Bingham wrapped up the show to discuss kids with ADD. She thinks that they need to be bound and gagged witha  blackboard eraser, a sock, some panties, whatever... It is called a sesnory redirection.

Ted Bell kicked off the show to talk about the falling stock market. He's now hiring former dot com howners as busboys and parking attendents, so he can put them in their place. The second hour featured Margaret Grey. She says now that the hispanic population is rising, Margaret can admit that she's hispanic and become the leader of the community. Bob Greene started the third hour to talk about his expertise as a special FX artist. He wants the Earnhardt autopsy photos because he needs fresh inspiration. He used to do FX for "Alice", "Newhart", and "Full House." Phil closed the show with a rant about autopsy photos and 911 calls, specically the right to see and hear them. He also ranted about Pollack and Weight Watchers.

Lloyd Bonafide kicked off the show to talk about his friend who got married over the last summer. Lloyd gave his friend a drill as a gift, and his friend's wife died a month later. Etiquette says to return gifts if you don't stay together for six months, so Lloyd wants his drill back. The second hour featured Bob Greene talking about the recent Survivor episode. Bob thinks that getting burned was tragic, but boy, was it great TV... He took one for the team. Phil wrapped up the final hour by taking calls from listeners. "You may now talk to me."

Bob Greene opened the show with a discussion about a recently outed FBI spy. Bob thinks the spy shouldn't be treated so badly because he had six kids to put through Catholic school and he needed money. The second hour started with Doug Danger. He wanted to let everyone know that he was a supporter of Eminem at least two weeks before Elton John. Phil closed the hour with a rant about The Grammys. Phil said that Eminem succeeds in rap because the white establishment is comfortable endorsing a white rapper. In 20 years rap will be predominately white, like rock 'n' roll. Danny Karafelian joined us in the third hour. He's a naturalist opposed to Survivor because it trivializes his lifestyle. He demands that it be taken off the air. Phil closed the show with a rant about some weird jungle cruise he took. He also talked about his Weight Watchers diet. And Combover Boy writing letters about him again.

Steve Bosell kicked off the show with his post V-Day bit, "Relationships on the line." His wife bought him silk "Heart" boxers for V-Day. He worries that wearing them to work will be sexual harassment, because he pee's in public of job sites. The second hour was started off by Larry Grover, who is suing Bill Clinton for hogging the spotlight from President Bush. His suit? Being more interesting. Vernon Dozier closed the second hour to discuss the recent Navy submarine incident. He argues that they are not at fault for sinking a fishing boat because a civilian was at the helm. He doesn't have to listen to the officers, because he's not in the military. Phil started the third hour with a rant about LP's and promotional events. He then told everyone to get off Clinton's back and let him fade away. There was also brief discussion about cloning, the Ravens, and submarines. Bob Greene wrapped up the show with his sports agent expertise. He argued that Aikman needs to keep playing even after his numerous concussions. People need to realize that he is responsible for the livelihood of his agents. If he doesn't play, then agents don't get commission.

Phil was on vacation this week. All the hours are "Best Of" shows. Hour 1 featured Art Griego from Jan. 16 2001. Hour 2 was Jeff Dowder from Jan. 19, 2001. Hour 3 featured Bob Greene from Jan. 2, 2001.

Dave Oliva started the show discussing Tiger Woods' recent injury incurred by a fan. He argued that Tiger needs to be licensed to carry a gun on the course, or given Secret Service protection. In the second hour Bob Greene joined us as the "White Professor of Black Studies." He was very condecending about it and really knows nothing about Black History. The final hour was a rant about Temptation Island, and Christian women who are really into sex.

The first hour of the show featured a rant about dreams, MLK Day, and football. In the second hour Phil had Professor Robert Leonard on the show to discuss why the black couple should be thrown off Temptation Island. He said it's only natural for a black man to have a kid. Joe Dickhead wrapped up the second hour with his NFL Playoff picks. Bob Greene came on during the third hour to fill everyone in on Calista Flockhart's recent adoption. He argued that some anorexic women have been know to eat their babies.

Phil had New Year's Day off, so it was a "Best Of" show. The first hour featured Bob Green and the "Soul Coke" bit from 11/16/2000. The second hour featured Vernon Dozier and the "Driving Instructor" bit from 12/05/2000. The third hour featured Jay Santos and the "Defacing a $20 Bill" bit from 11/08/2000. 

Hour 1: People are going to target ranges, renting guns, and killing themselves. Bob Greene, owner of The Lead Gallery, a shooting range, is willing to rent a gun and a private room to a person who says they want to kill themselves - this is a right to bear arms issue... Hour 2: Jim Sadler on Christmas gifts that heal. Husbands should give wives items that suggest they're ugly and fat. Phil closes on politics with the old days being gone, the job market during the 1990s expansion, and now it's payback time. Hour 3: Art Griego is a pilot that tells the female passengers that they can't step outside the plane, and points out the difference between the lavatory and hatch doors. If someone falls out, he can do a safety dive to catch them on a wing. This is after the Sacramento airplane suicide. Phil closes talking about criticisms about a bit and he never remembers them well.