Wednesday, April 16, 2003 Hour 1: Pastor Rennick says he's not getting enough credit praying for the troops and people better cough up money on Sunday. He says if you don't pray through a minister and pray in English, you sound just like a Chinawoman to God. The extra funds will go to a prayer center (his new house) where parishioners (pretty women) can come and pray. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bob Green thinks the IRS should audit the tax return of a man whose daughter was kidnapped for 7 months, to make sure she wasn't claimed as a dependent.

Thursday, October 16, 2003 Hour 1: VARIETY. Hour 2: Pastor Rennick is working to eradicate celibacy among youths. He says Pope John Paul doesn't look too good, and celibacy is the work of the devil. Hour 3: Steve Bosell is suing over a basketball gambling loss because he'll have to dress up as Kobe Bryant's victim.

Hour 1: Don Carsey (Don Parsley) comes on and discusses his book “Where The Christmas Tree Would Have Been” about the 9/11 Pentagon attack. He's asking for donations so his wife can get good treatment at a beach in Tahiti, and is selling pieces of Pentagon rubble. Phil closes promoting the BSP. Hour 2: Pastor Rennick will be having a modernized Christmas pageant with Jesus being blown out of a manger by the Three Wise Men. Whoever catches the Jesus doll after it's blown up wins the door prize. Phil closes explaining he couldn't do the last bit if he was making fun of Muslims. Hour 3: Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are crashing Christmas parties to stop the harassment of employers by employees. Employees don't even know what the second fork is for at the table. Phil closes promoting the webcast, talks about Dance Dance Revolution and the cost, asks callers.

Hour 1: Bobbie & Steve believe US Taliban John Walker is dangerous to women because he is sexually alluring. Phil closes announcing the Dec 21 live webcast. Phil says he'd like to be out in the Middle East hunting down the bad guys. Hour 2: Steve is suing his pregnant wife after he had cybersex with his neighbor, not knowing he was a man. Phil closes talking about cybersex, a blind date years ago with an obese woman, talks about hitchhiking at age 16 in LA. Hour 3: Phil talks about how they do the show and takes calls. Phil rants about Al Jazeera, Egyptian journalists. Talks about moving on with ones life after tragedy, takes calls. Flashback of Pastor Rennick's ejecting baby Jesus.

Hour 1: Pastor Rennick is trying to fund his alcoholism treatment by going to senior citizen homes, pretending he is Jesus, and charging $100. Flashback of Col. Buck Negro from 2002-02-01b, which Phil mistakenly refers to as 'yesterday' instead of 'Friday.' Hour 2: Bob McGraw is running a Hollywood tour where people can watch movie stars get manicures and pedicures. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Hour 1: Pastor Rennick is using church funds to provide breast augmentation for a woman in his congregation. He says Halle Berry is talentless and she won the Oscar only by exposing herself and doing a white man. Hour 2: VARIETY. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley is upset that Will Smith’s child manipulated him into leaving the Oscars early.

Hour 1: FIRST HALF. Phil Hendrie's Take On The News. Phil talks about people reading newspapers and watching news to get themselves nervous. SECOND HALF. Robert Green and Clara Bingham comment on the Joseph Ferguson rampage, suggesting he was dumped by two overweight women. Hour 2: Pastor Rennick says reparations for American slavery have begun with the victories of blacks in the US Open and the numerous black NFL quarterbacks. Phil closes mentioning seeing his doctor about his vocal cords and getting cortisone. Hour 3: Bobbie Dooley thinks it's okay to call Japanese people Japs because her dad fought in the war. She wants all Japanese people to swear allegiance, and will not let her kids watch anime. Phil talks about football and says the Raiders brought with them dumbest football fans in history to Los Angeles.

Pastor Rennick started the show tonight to say that Tim McVeigh is in heaven because he saw a priest before he was executed. You can cornhole Little Bo Peep and all of her sheep, but if you come to Jesus you'll be playing pool in heaven with Hitler. Phil then went on a rant about doing religious topics on the radio, and the AFI Thriller list. The second hour started with a Jim Rome spoof. Phil then went into a rant about the NBA Finals game 4, Philly vs. LA. Marv Albert and Doug Collins came on to discuss Game 4 of the finals. Phil then continued his rant about the AFI Thrillers, and he puts some phony scenes into the descriptions. Jay Santos kicked off the final hour by saying that vanity plates are a road safety issue. If he can't figure out your plate and slams into a pregnant woman's car then it's the vanity plate's fault.