Steve Bosell is contemplating a lawsuit against his neighborhood "recycling council" for sticking him with the job of going through the streets recycling and separating the trash. Steve said that his neighbors Jeff Heathcliff and Roy Hutchins purposefully left "three fully loaded baby diapers" in the bin to embarrass Steve and gross him out.Corona police go through recycling bin where three "loaded" diapers were found by Bosell Bobbie and Steve Dooley checked in from their steering committee meeting for the Winter-tacular to talk about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Bobbie is a big fan of "how much she eats even though she has an excess of butt fat." Margaret weighed in on comments made by Brent Musberger during the BCS title game. Mr. Musberger was vocal in his admiration of Katherine Webb, a former Miss Alabama who is Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron's girlfriend. Ms. Grey was "disgusted" by Musberger, imagining his 73 year old "flaccid, limp (whispered) penis!" 

The show began with Phil talking about the gas shortages that he lived through in the 70's as news of Tropical Storm Sandy continued....As Phil discusses this, Margaret farts and excuses herself, leaving Phil, Bud and Robert to deal with it using a desk fan.. Phil talks about the upcoming Party Congress in China and makes a joke about Charlie Chan becoming the new chairman. Steve Bosell calls and mentions that he was listening in the car with his daughter April Jr. (who is named after Steve, by the way) and laughed at the line. His daughter then called her middle school head mistress Erica Dorton and reported Steve's moment of political incorrectness. Dorton called Steve and left a message: Her unmistakable heavy breathing... Only known picture of Erica Dorton, headmistress at CK Corona Middle School  Li'l Ian Anderson called to talk about the flooding in NYC that he caught in...to the point where he had to swim across Time Square with his Starbucks

Phil's special guests tonight were Art Griego, who had a hard time breathing after saying the word "vagina and Steve Bosell who got a "Tourette's like reaction" when he tried to say the words "tinkle" or "Tinker Bell." Phil got him to replace Tinker Bell with Taco Bell. "Oh thank God" said Steve.Tinker Bell? No, Taco Bell! Margaret Grey and Vernon Dozier discuess Vernons recent conversion to Obama in the 2012 election. What changed his mind? The image of Romney being elected and then "sliding on the latex gloves so he can stick his hands down my wife's.....you know."

Tonight, Dave Gintner, a very proud businessman from Orlando is on to defend the Central Florida city after Men's Health magazine named it the most "porn-obsessed city in America." Gitner told Phil he survived getting the crabs from a prostitute on Church Street and seeing his own mother carted off to a psychiatric hospital so he could proudly tell everyone that he masterbates frequently which proves he doesn't wake up every day "jumping into a blue suit and bible-banging like people thing everyone in Orlando does."Ms. Donnelly none too pleased with Bosell's frivolous lawsuit Steve Bosell was Phil's guest in the second hour claiming that he was sexually harrassed by a massuese because "she had big ones." Mr. Bosell, due to post-traumatic stress syndrome, was unable to actually say the words "breast" or "boobs" The massuese, a Marylynn Donnelly of Palm Springs, California, told Steve to put his underwear back on when she noticed, under the sheet, he had an erection and that is what Steve claims was her harrassing him. Fucking moron.