Tonight Bobbie Dooley commented on the Casey Anthony murder trial. Casey Anthony, in Bobbie's opinion, has what a lot of women want. She is good looking and she has the eyes of the nation on her. There are nights, Bobbie said, that she looks at her son sleeping and thinks "man he's really asking for it." Just kneel on his arms, push the pillow against his face and say the "Our Father" until the thrashing stops.                      Typical Meth Addict Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills thinks John Edwards "still has the smell of hog on him." Otherwise he would have done what Ted does..keep a fund for paying people off that insures nothing makes it into the news. Ted keeps the fund topped off by garnishing ten percent from his food server's and cocktail waitresses' tip money. "Ten percent of their tips is generally what they're going to blow on a meth-addict boyfriend with his Rocky and Bullwinkle haircut!" Huh? Thanks to Nathan Vine for the Art Bell bit tonight..sorry we fucked it up a little....as well as the Ted Bell. Thanks to Kevin Meyer for inspiring the Bobbie Dooley bit.

Ted Bell believes the consumer owes a little more to businesses that have shown themselves to be good and reliable in the past. Disney's movie "John Carter" looks like it's going to lose 160 million dollars. After a 5 million dollar opening Ted told Phil the movie goers of America didn't have the common decency to go out and buy a ticket to support a company that has been a de facto baby sitter for years. Ted feels the same way about hisd business. He makes great steaks. So why did "some broad" complain that his clams were "rancid."