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Monday, September 30, 2002

Monday, September 30, 2002 Hour 1: Vernon Dozier says that when his wife stopped dying her hair blonde, their sex life went downhill. She just wanted to be herself. Vernon says when a woman says that you might as well throw your penis out the window while you're driving down the street. At 25m Vernon tries to confuse a caller and make Phil take the heat on a comment, then he starts assuming all the callers are black. Hour 2: David G Hall, station manager, hates people who use up their employer's health benefits, and says non-management should have to pay out of pocket since they're not part of the driving force of the business. Hour 3: VARIETY.

Ep. 75

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Larry Grover and his mother Gloria talked to Phil about the government shutdown and how it now affects the payment of a "death gratuity" to the families of soldiers killed in Afghanistan. Larry feels that in order to help the Tea Party keep the government shutdown and bring Obama to his senses these families need to suck it up a little longer. Tonight's show also featured Vernon Dozier and Joe Dickhead discussing fan interference in a play during the Detroit-Oakland ALDS playoff game. (Link below) Vernon talked about being taunted by a fan during his days playing college basketball and in fact had a tape recording of a dramatization of the incident. It still causes Vernon pain to this day... Father James McQuarters weighed in on the "Redskins" name issue, saying that the name "Fighting Irish" doesn't bother him, an Irishman, as long as they don't get to personal about the drinking thing.

Ep. 348

Thursday, March 27, 2014

Dean Wheeler joined the program to talk about Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, but before long it had degenerated into his screaming about the tree squirrels that have "harassed" him for months and his nephew Stevie showing up with a pellet gun and ready to aim as Dean gets a headfull of squirrel shit. Vernon Dozier came close to another stroke stressing about college football players unionizing. He talked about a young freshman quarterback at Belmar Academy that he's bringing along as the kids father is, typically, being "a pain in the ass." Vernon said the boy is a fine young man but because he's 15 he's automatically "dirty, crawling, slimy scum, a punk and a degenerate. But all kids are at that age" said Vernon. The Bobbie Dooley Podcast featured Bobbie kicking the shit out of not only Steve but announcer Gene Wiffner. Episode 86 from The World of Phil Hendrie podcast.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Phil, Margaret, Bud and Robert bring on Harvey Wireman who has a gig reading a book on tape. He's narrating "David Mambo's new one." (He means David Mamet) Ted Bell also joins the show to see if Harvey is good enough to read a book in person at Ted's of Beverly Hills. He has Harvey read from the menu, Lloyd Bonafide also joins the so-called discussion. Later Vernon Dozier comes on to talk about the ending of the NFL referee strike. During his rant he grows agitated with the beer he's drinking and tells his wife Amber to "get some Miller High-Life in this funky joint!" He hangs up on Phil when Phil starts lecturing him on another bit of Vernon behavior. It seems Vernon sling-shot a "dog turd" into a guys mouth who had flown onto the football field during a game wearing a jet-pack. "I don't like people playing God," said Vernon Margaret sang "I Don't Know" by Ozzy but then punched Bud to the ground and kicked him repeatedly in the ribs after he told her to "sing it better." Margaret then told Robert to drag Bud outside and "throw some water on him."

Ep. 36

Friday, September 6, 2013

Phil discussed with Vernon Dozier Fantasy Football and his days in the Canadian Football League. Vernon also mentioned the time he felt the eyes of a parent in the grandstand "burning right through the back of my head" because the parent wanted more playing time for his son. Vernon flipped him off. To Vernon, meddling parents are nothing more than "the walking ghoul...like those ones on the TV show." Jeff Dowdder talked about the depressed summer economy in Southern California because after three successful weeks people stopped coming to Mr. Poo's in Hermosa Beach to see his band. Jeff couldn't put it together that the reason why they stopped coming was because he band sucked

Scary Halloween!

Vernon Dozier has deep-rooted fears regarding Halloween. Vernon explains that because of the anxiety generated by 9/11, he asked his wife to take down the giant Frankenstein decorate from the front of their home.(0:04:13)

Vernon says: “Happy MA-MA Day!” Who’s your ‘(distant voice) MOMMY’ Day vote go to?

Who is your top pick for the Phil Hendrie/Vernon Dozier MAA-MAA of the day, huh? Any of you need your MOMM-EEE? Bobbie Dooley, Gloria Grover (Larry's mom) Mrs Dozier (Vernons mother who kissed him full on the lips everyday before school) Margaret Grey, Mavis Leonard (Roberts aunt and proxy mom) Well, what about it?

Brownie Points with God

After Vernon Dozier lost his home in the Carter Ranch fires, one of his neighbors brought over some coffee and banana bread. Vernon explains why this really pissed him off! from November 2003.(0:29:53)

Ep. 317

Episode 335: Vernon Wanted A Son

Vernon Dozier learned, after years of being unsympathetic, what it was like to be handicapped when his wife gave birth to a daughter and he'd always wanted a son. From February 2004.

Show Log

“Vernon says it’s easy to misunderstand a mans actions when all he is doing is taking advantage of a rare target, a kids bare ass, to snap a towel at it.” Show Log For Monday, June 11, 2012

"Vernon says it's easy to misunderstand a mans actions when all he is doing is taking advantage of a rare target, a kids bare ass, to snap a towel at it." Show Log For Monday, June 11, 2012 Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills is angry that after all the expense he went to to put on a big bash in the Prime Rib Room for this years Belmont the possible Triple Crown winner, I'll Have Another, is scratched. Ted doesn't think the life of a "pampered nag that get's fairy tales read to it at night" is worth anywhere near his business and the tough times he has had to struggle through. Vernon Dozier came on the show to promote his bbook "Crucifixion on a saturday Night," a fictional story based on the Jerry sandusky case. Vernon says it's easy to misunderstand a mans actions when all he is doing is taking advantage of a rare target, a kids bare ass, to snap a towel at it. Music on the pre-pre-show feed tonight was 1979 Smashing Pumpkins, Your Mind Is On Vacation Mose Allison, Young Wild and Free Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa, You Wear It Well Rod Stewart, You Make Me Feel Real Sylvester, You Got That Right Lynyrd Skynyrd, You Got Me Floatin Jimi Hendrix, You Found Me The Fray, You Can't Judge A Book By The Cover Bo Diddley, You and Me Moody Blues, You're Lost Little Girl the Doors, World of Pain Cream....

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