Hour 1:
Pastor William Rennick has cancelled church this Sunday so that his congregation can watch the Superbowl at home with their families. He's asking people to stop by the church and drop off their tithing.
Hour 2:
Phil plugs "Teachers" and talks about Direct TV employees. Phil reads some e-mail and plugs the 2005 "Best of" CD. Phil talks about reporters that have been injured or killed during wartime. Phil talks about the Sunday pre-game show he will be participating in and plugs the Wichita signing. Lloyd Bonifide took his grandson to see Brokeback Mountain, didn't know it was a gay movie. Joe Dickheads NFL Picks for Superbowl XL.
Hour 3:
Entertainment journalist Doug Danger says that Brokeback Mountain entices straight men to embrace the homosexual lifestyle.