Phil gives the panel the day off and recounts hair-raiding adventures in trying to make it to work on time. He’s also a bit paranoid from my eating.

Guest Bob Green brings on Toronto Bugle writer Roger Pitchcock to talk about the source of Trump’s anger at Amazon’s Jeff Bezos. Bezos apparently has a much bigger penis than Trump has. Father James McQuarters, getting around Phil’s ban on guests using the bathtub while on-air, discusses spreading Catholicism into the more “hillbilly” areas of California. Encore show from April 3, 2018.

Phil and the panel don’t make the live show but still contact radio consultant Tom Dovka who gives Phil crap for not being in the radio hall of fame.

Howard Hughes, who bought RKO, took over the editing on this garbage but it probably made it worse. Terrible movie. General Shaw and Steve Bosell both wind up drunk.

Phil hooks up with the BSP’s for the weekly chat.

Phil, back with the panel, interviews Deane Wheeler of the Northern California Holistic Center. Deane’s jealous that Phil’s getting entertainment press while Deane can’t buy any publicity for his wife’s singing career.

Phil should return to the El Pacifico tomorrow with new shows. Here’s 2016, March 28. Frank Grey previews the Masters while butchering another round at Rancho Park. Robert DeNiro has dropped an anti-vaccine film from his Tribeca Film Festival and Dr. Jim Sadler, enroute to a meeting and barely able to hear anything because his windows are rolled down, comments. Plus Bud Dickman comments on the annual Dyngus Day festival.

We present a second encore as Phil’s on business far afield of the El Pacifico. From 2017, March 27, Chris Norton guest hosts and brings on one of the stars of his new, as yet unnamed, adult film (Norton Mountain or Rod Mountain?), Bob Meat. Bob explains that having sex on camera is not sex since you’re having it with the equivalent of a made-up person or ‘flesh robot.’

Don Micksa, writer and professor, demonstrates his trumpet playing skills, but he’s only just making noises with his mouth. Bobbie Dooley may ban transgender people from the Camilla phase swimming pool. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police tries to shut down a wake. Vernon Dozier orders a sandwich from a 6’5” woman. Encore from March 26, 2018.