Phil talks with Backstage Pass members and brings on Herb Sewell & RC Collins as well. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from May 30 2005, Lloyd Bonafide reads aloud an e-mail he sent to the different media about the images of Terry Schiavo on TV and how they show the comatose woman “grinning like she just hit the lottery.”

Jay Santos, Brigadier Admiral of the Citizens Auxiliary Police, takes the helm of the show to host a debate between Don Berman, Channel 19 News anchor, and Deane Wheeler of the Northern California Holistic Center. Does it matter what it's about? Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from May 27 2004, Carl Misla is a writer from “The London Standard” with a less than glowing review of Madonna. He wanted Madonna to apologize for that show of hers.

Bobbie Dooley organizes a new "Million Mom March" to march off and find Casey Anthony. Like a cattle drive, they'll have a chuck wagon and "bed down for the night" as they hunt for Anthony. Larry Grover discusses what he'd do if he found a young man hiding from him in his daughter's closet. Phil relates the time he hid in a girlfriends closet from her mom. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from May 27 2003, Bobbie Dooley is hosting another grad party this year at her house; a kid overdosed there last year, but Bobbie says parents should let the kids make up their own minds.

It's time again for Pete Bone! Pete discusses the online betting service "Thrill Night" and a $150,000 bet that he placed on the Golden State Warriors. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from May 24 2002, RC Collins says that we should surrender with dignity and honor to Al Qaeda as “tactical withdrawal” to survive.

A penis transplant, a guy taking a shot to the n** sack in the NBA playoffs, and a man's breast implants are the topics discussed on today's show. And Sky Baby is back, crashing his chopper into water towers. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, from May 24 2001, RC Collins says that “just say no to sex” is full of it. Teens NEED sex, because otherwise horomones will force them to have sex with animals.

The Bermuda Triangle, Kenny Slag's Principles for Abundance, Kevin Coneal's Real Estate on the Line, and Steve Dooley rupturing himself in the gym are all a part of the carnival of weird that makes up today's show. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, Mavis Leonard joins the program. She turned her grandson onto the Playboy channel after she caught him masturbating to a Macy’s brazier ad.

It's time for Sunday services with Dr. Ed Elcott! From Wampaugh University, this week's ELCOTT-The Next Step with Dr. Ed ELCOTT welcomes a guest priesterly, Friend Everly. Dr. ELCOTT gets the green light to verbally abuse Overlord Beans Halberstam, a four year old. But there's payback.

Another Saturday Cinema with Phil! A San Francisco film noir with Lee J. Cobb.

The Saturday BSP-Only show! Phil is back from vacation and meets up with a batch of new BSPs in this week's BSP meet. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, Margaret Gray says women in her workplace don’t support her because of her big breasts.

Frank Grey, with typical gender confusion, lays into Donald Trump about his statement that terrorism brought down the Egypt Air jet. Sky Baby is upset that Phil has prohibited his signature water tower crash and so he brings in Don Berman and Hong Kong Charlie to negotiate. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, Jeff Dowder saved a girl from a shark and is asking the father for $10,000 as a reward.