It's Chef Carl Chodillia's "A Jug of Wine, A Loaf of Bread, and Thou" Show. The Chef teaches the sexy side to food and how to "get a lady to want to do dirty stuff" with you. Don't ask us, folks. Ask the Chef's psychiatrist. Then for the BSP Classic Hour it's Ted Bell, a wealthy restaurant owner, who was yelled at by a pedestrian for speeding, so he’s trying to get the city to enact an ordinance that prohibits people from confronting important businessmen.

We feature a "debate" between Deane Wheeler and ELCOTT OverSeer Fiinnian Ellis on which is the better resort hotel, ELCOTT's Redeemery or the Wheeler Resort. Also Chris Norton on his latest adult film "Rad Dump's Tax Extension." Then for the BSP Classic Hour, Vernon Dozier took an imaginary grenade to the face while playing war as a kid, and he is quite serious that this shaped him into the man he is today.

The return of Chris Pootay's Love Songs in what Chris calls "The Pootay Chalet." Chris has interested syndicators into the studio to watch his show as he does his "Big O" dedications. That's where he intros the record by sounding like he's paddling it. Then for the BSP Classic Hour, Jay Santos discusses the recent cell phone driving bans. Jay stands on the side of the highway holding signs that say, “Hang it up." They also monitor cell phone conversations and will break in on conversation.

The crew is back in studio from a variety of vacations. Phil welcomes entertainment attorney Frank Grey on to talk about Trump donor Sheldon Adelson. Adelson, Grey says, is a "pea picker" and a guy who "buttermilks." "Gay man and Gay journalist" Doug Dannger, Phil, and General Shaw give their reviews of the movie "The Witch." Coach Vernon Dozier talks boating safety, citing an accident in 2012 that involved a guy driving the boat that was "stark, stone, cue-ball bald." And then for today's BSP Classic Hour Roland Schwinn from Fat Pride joins the program. He says the fact that the diet industries claim that you can “lose weight and keep it off” is a complete and utter lie.

It's time for Sunday services with Dr. Ed Elcott! The crew is still on vacation, but we didn't want you to endure a Sunday without Elcott, so we've got a very special presentation for today's podcast. It's the very first Elcott - The Next Step from Friday, June 13, 2014.

For today's BSP Classic Hour we have Ted Bell from May 2005, who is outraged that he was pulled over by the cops and cuffed just because, in wanting to see what his new SLR McClaren Mercedes could do, he tried to outrun them on the freeway. We return from vacation on Monday with new shows!

Pete Bone gets updates on local elections as Elvis Shurrock gets his ass kicked by Bing Whitman nationally. And he reveals his sidekick Randy Bremer's alcoholism. And then for the BSP Classic Hour from May 2004 comes Tony Neil, a film producer who thinks the Iraq abuse was shocking because a woman was standing guard over a man.

Phil talks to Dr. Jim Sadler about proper diet and weight loss while the doc is lifting weights at Gold's. You can well imagine the grunting and screaming Sadler does to show off while attempting one bicep curl. Don Berman joins the show from the horse races and can't keep his mind on the interview because he's losing race after race. And the BSP Classic Hour comes to us from May 2003, when Bob Green puts his employees to the test by faking a heart attack.

Margaret Grey is scheduled to guest host, but collapses physically and emotionally when her attempted versions of "We'll Sing In The Sunshine" and "I Fall To Pieces" are in the wrong key. General Shaw takes over and performs them instead. Then for the BSP Classic Hour from May 2002, Bob Green gave a woman in his law firm $10K in diamonds and he expects sexual favors in return or else he will report the stones stolen.

General Gaylen Shaw talks God, country, and the Green Beret with Harvey Weirman and former special forces guy Bugs Weeny. Then for the BSP Classic Hour from May 2001, Vernon Dozier says he can’t handle that young daughters want to buy cheap gifts from a pharmacy for Mother’s day.