General Gaylen Shaw talks God, country, and the Green Beret with Harvey Weirman and former special forces guy Bugs Weeny. Then for the BSP Classic Hour from May 2001, Vernon Dozier says he can’t handle that young daughters want to buy cheap gifts from a pharmacy for Mother’s day.

Pete Bone, host of the controversial talk show Pete Bone Rising, celebrates Elvis Shurrock becoming the presumptive nominee of the Ganglica Party. With guests Elvis Shurrock and Shurrock campaign media director Pee Wee Brown. Then for the BSP Classic Hour from May 2000, Pastor William Rennick joins the program. He believes the Million Mom March is simply a bunch of white women stealing Louis Farrakhan’s idea of the Million Man March.

It's time for Sunday services with Dr. Ed Elcott! Dr. Elcott's special guest is OverSeer Finnian Ellis, one of only four OverSeers in the whole world. Ellis begins purging Dr. Elcott's ego by telling him he looks like a fat slob sitting there in his bath robe. He also discusses the heightened olfactory sense of OverSeers, calling it "x-ray smell."

Another Saturday Cinema with Phil! Today's movie is the classic "Carnival of Souls"... well it was a classic till Phil got ahold of it.

Today's podcast is last night's Phil Hendrie & Friends live from the Hollywood Improv! And for the BSP Classic Hour it's Margaret Gray, who wants Phil to have an industry retirement party so she can make celebrity contacts… or she’ll revoke her $1000 donation to MyFriendsPlace. Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell, General Johnson Jameson has a blow up mail order bride. From May 2006.

Phil and the panel kick around unfinished business from the preceding week, vacation plans, and weirdness that, as usual, has to be heard to be believed... For the BSP Classic Hour, we've got a double-header from May 2005. David G Hall using dead people to promote the show, and Dwayne says the Pirates of the Caribbean ride are wax-coated corpses.

Jim Steele's "Live Again" with Bobbie Dooley is on for another go round. Jim brings on Vernal Scope to massage Clarence's head and increase blood flow to both the hair follicles and brain. Jim takes calls and pitches "Steele Juice, made from insects and the herbs and berries of a million different trees!" And for the BSP Classic Hour from May 2003, Jay Santos wants to ban bachelorette parties because they are degrading to women.

Phil talks about the busy schedule leading up to vacation and welcomes on Austin Amarca, a guy with a vendetta against farmers since he caught one with his truck parked at Austin's house in the middle of the day. Find out what happened when Austin loaded up his over-under 12 and calmly called police. Plus Dr. Jim Sadler and Jay Santos guest. For the BSP Classic Hour from May 2002, Paul Lane fled from the police after raping his girlfriend, and his chase was broadcast on TV. He is demanding royalties from viewers for providing all of this entertainment.

Police recruit Dave Oliva and yoga instructor Deane Wheeler kick the week off with talk about Bin Laden and yoga... Then for the BSP Classic Hour from May 2000, Gay journalist Doug Dannger joins the program to talk about the “hilarious” Columbine Training videos that were recently issued.