Professor Emory Clayton talks about what he says is a flight of white students going back to get a cheaper education in "the Fatherland" (Germany). Construction contractor Steve Bosell worries that the labor problems 7-Eleven is having in Australia might spill into the States and he'll be out his favorite hot dog.

Mr. Austin Amarca, a cabinet maker from Lancaster, CA, tries to explain Ted Nugent's raving anti-semitism. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police, while reflecting on a 1 billion dollar bust involving the drug "ice" in Australia, tells Phil he and his "sub commanders" are tracking something called "brown." It's basically coffee beans covered in chocolate, but Jay thinks it's a gateway to meth. Bobbie Dooley has switched from Trump to Cruz, whom she finds "seductive" and "compelling."

Phil chats with BSPs and makes a very special announcement regarding the pilot season.

Herb Sewell kicks things off by discussing the charitable donation of a millionaire who promised college education to an entire class of kindergartners. Dr. Sadler joins in to discuss the possibility of the man being bipolar. Then Larry gives his two cents on the Democratic debate and the recent Mexican prison riot.

With Raj Feneen as our guest, Margaret owns up to understanding some Arabic due to an affair she had once with a Syrian gardener. In an unprecedented move, Phil kicks Margaret and General Shaw off the show after the General intimates that Margarets son, Jason Jay Delmonico, "is a little dark." Dr. Ron Tarner's live stream of Australian mature sex model Maxine Drake is threatened by a new tax on all streaming media entering or leaving Oz. RC Collins, fresh out of military academy and working for his dad, weighs in on the Flint, MI water crisis.

Ted Bell, owner of Ted's of Beverly Hills, recounts his arrest for drunk driving, while wearing one shoe, drinking fortified wine, and singing "You've Got A Friend." Rudy Canosa visited Detroit with his new girlfriend Eleanor, engaged in what he calls some "work in the backyard," got back to LA, and then read there is an anti-sodomy law on the books in Michigan! Jeff Dowdder thinks he can help push back against the LDS in Utah to get a medical marijuana law passed.

Dave Oliva and Coach Vernon Dozier debate the attention given Peyton Manning following the Super Bowl, with Dave calling it racist considering the MVP was Von Miller. Mavis Leonard is on her way to Bed Bath & Beyond to take back a toilet seat cover, with a quick stop at Carl's Jr. She comments on trips she's taken by bus to various casinos and just how safe it is. Larry Grover wonders just where the Indian government gets off regulating the great American company, Facebook.

By request, Gene Gebell returns, this time with the top Country hits that he despises with every fiber of his being. Why? He didn't sign the artists to management deals when he could have.