It's an inaugural Phil Only Monday podcast. No panel, just Phil discussing a wide variety of topics which include Zumba diet ads, the unnecessary world of news, the horror of Facebook and Twitter being hack-proof, and the the leaky rowboat that is radio.

Phil and the BSPs hang and discuss further HendrieCon planning, list rarely used or one-off show bits, and talk about contributing show material. Everyone is drinking.

It's a Premium Friday and one more complimentary round of Lions Line with Jack Eigagder and Bret Moreson. They've both come from a testimonial dinner for new San Diego coach Fruit Bar Williams so they're feeling no pain, and it shows in the way Jack handles game highlights from last week's San Antonio game. Featuring Earl Cooch and Touch Gerber (who gets tossed out of another window).

Phil introduces a new cooking segment with Chef Carl Chodillia. Today's recipe is for Dodger Duck, in honor of the LA Dodgers clinching the National League West pennant. It can be made with chicken or turkey by the way. Dean Wheeler and a musical act he manages, Wes Hurlford and the Westerners, come on to perform "Mental Midget," a campaign song they'd like to pitch to Hillary Clinton. Ted Bell discusses weekend activities at Ted's of Beverly Hills and the period of time Chef Chodillia worked for him and created a recipe for what he called "Chode Pie."

Convicted felon Herb Sewell gives his opinion on the first female executed in Georgia in the last 70 years. And Dave Oliva comes on to discuss the recent Facebook hoax.

Discussions ensue on a wide range of topics. Meanwhile the Dooleys tour "delis" looking for sharp cheddar cheese. When Bobbie laughingly goes "ting-a-ling-a-ling" mocking one store's lack of a doorbell, Steve gets punched out by the store's owner. Construction contractor Stephen Bosell gets "caucus" and "Caucasian" confused.

Phil and the crew, including the newly nicknamed Bob Bakian ("Nine Pounds Of Swinging Meat"), welcome Halsey Morris, owner of the Crossroads Pumpkin Farm in Santa Sereta. Mr. Morris' "Pumpkin Head Man" character shocks the panel including Morris proudly stating that one child screamed all the way home after an encounter. Also Jack Eigagder and Bret Moreson review Sunday's Milwaukee Lions game at San Antonio. Margaret sings out her coming fall club engagements to the tune of "Every Breath You Take."