Harvey Weirman, after his usual stint misreading "Newsbreak," is called back to talk about his defense of Justin McElroy, who harassed a restaurant owner by wearing a turban and burka. Then Deane Wheeler is live from Northern California, rehearsing Wes Hurlford's band and his wife Emerelda. It's a complete clusterfuck...

Phil chats with the BSP's from Friday night. Among the topics covered: Phil's show biz scoop, HendrieCon, the evolution of Lloyd, and Phil's digital equipment.

It's the newly inaugurated Classic Friday as Phil introduces classic radio show bits from his 20,000 hour plus archive. This week Alf Barada is a senior helping out war widows with a few bucks here and there. But there's a kind of quid pro quo... From December 2001. And then Austin Amarka teaches martial arts and talks out loud in theaters during Bruce Lee movies. He says people shake his hand afterward because he's so knowledgeable. From April 2004.

Mouth Siren Cop Lloyd Bonafide explains why he has to use his mouth for a siren... The real police won't let him have a real siren. Frank Grey and Phil debate Donald Trump while Frank gets in 18 on the local links... Dave Oliva talks about an Arby's in Florida that refused service to a police officer. He tells Phil that Arby's is generally last on the list when cops want lunch, so they probably did the cop a favor.

It's the debut of Lloyd Bonfide, Mouth Siren Cop, who gives safety tips for driving during the holidays even as he has a hard time turning over his bike's engine. Pastor William Rennick says that the Kentucky court clerk that refused to issue a marriage license to gay people is the wrong person to be the face of the anti-gay marriage movement. She's a balding, four-eyed dork. Later we have Steve Bosell with a new Farmer dating service to compete with FarmersOnly.com. It's called FarmFresh. It boils women down to the level of a farm product so there's no mistaking what the deal is. And Jeff Dowder celebrates a new McDonalds all day breakfast menu!

It's Phil's birthday! We've got Phil's travelogue video from Big Sur for our All-Access members and then for the audio podcast it's Kip Coneal's Real Estate on the Line from December 17th, 2014.

Phil and the crew broadcast from the ELCOTT Redeemery on the Big Sur coast in California. The ELCOTT yogana program is discussed (for women to qualify they must be able to cross their ankles behind their head) and Dr Elcott almost comes to blows with Deane Wheeler over a "dirty paperback" Wheeler was reading near the pool.